Another Tomlinson Tall Tale? Phone Call From NYPD

[SFWA liaison]

"no Lynne I can't get a job, I'm busy writing a complaint letter to a venue because I dislike who they host!"

what a Karen

 

[Josef Kuminski]

they realized it was a Making a Murderer situation with Pat's low IQ so they needed to have a guardian present

That one made me chuckle.

 

[EraGodless]

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[Agent Smith]

I'll be honest, I get confused as to when I or me is proper, but I'm not an author.

Check by using the singular.

"They interrogated my wife and I, but only in my mind."

"My wife and me faked swaTTings as a pretense to sue the MPD."

"My wife and I think Brian Keene is an amazing author with an enviable career and a respectably sized pecker."

"Patrick S Tomlinson once walked past my wife and me on the street and the rancid stench of unwashed hog and failure was unbearable."

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

I'll be honest, I get confused as to when I or me is proper, but I'm not an author.

Use I at the beginning of a sentence and me at the end

 

[DominusOdium]

Oh jesus, MSG got his "This is why your life is already over" responses because genius Pat hit Reply All

He never stops delivering that sweet lolcow milk. What a retard.

 

[BudDickman]

the police interrogated "my wife and I"

1.2 author will never learn when to use "I" vs "me", is he?

and the police interrogated them as a couple? why her? literally not a single married person speaks this way, it's like they're conjoined or something.

"my wife and I took a shit"

"A shit was taken by my wife and I."

 

[BudDickman]

Use I at the beginning of a sentence and me at the end

Subjective vs objective case. A simple way to check is to drop the "and" part and see if it sounds wrong.

"The NYPD called I."
Wrong.

What's really funny is that most people make the opposite mistake. They use objective case in the subject when there's an "and". Pretentious Pat is fucking up in a unique way that makes him look pompous and stupid. If he was fucking up in the normal way, he would just look normal.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

This would be hilarious if someone was trolling him and there's another interview coming.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat getting a phone call for an actual post he sent to MSG is peak retarded Pat.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Pat getting a phone call for an actual post he sent to MSG is peak retarded Pat.

Pat is the most effective Patposter.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is the most effective Patposter.

Then he runs to twitter/blue sky/threads to act like he is a victim and wanting sympathy.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

So what we've learned from this totally true non-lie, Patrick either answered his phone(doubtful) or was left a serious message by police and he called back.
I'm sure this won't be used against that gullible idiot.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

So what we've learned from this totally true non-lie, Patrick either answered his phone(doubtful) or was left a serious message by police and he called back.
I'm sure this won't be used against that gullible idiot.

Im sure pat was rational,patient, and polite during that conversation.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

Pat's definitely on an FBI watchlist. He fits the profile for a paranoid delusional violent psychopath. And he owns a bunch of guns, is on mind-altering prescription drugs, and boasts about how violent and angry he is on a frequent basis. Not to mention how politically obsessed he is.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Looks like the cabal behind his missing joke book wants him silent again.

 

[RobertMewler]

Looks like the cabal behind his missing joke book wants him silent again.

I love this deep cut lol.

 

[PogromStallone]

Looks like the cabal behind his missing joke book wants him silent again.

I love this deep cut lol.

Remind the rest of us, please.

 

[RobertMewler]

Remind the rest of us, please.

Years ago (before we met him), Pat said his apartment was broken into and one of the stolen items was his joke book. He opined that the thief probably took it because he wanted to silence Pat. I'll post the screenshot if I can find it.

Found it:

Holy shit he's psycho.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Years ago (before we met him), Pat said his apartment was broken into and one of the stolen items was his joke book. He opined that the thief probably took it because he wanted to silence Pat. I'll post the screenshot if I can find it.

The thief was doing him a favour.