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Another Tomlinson Tall Tale? Phone Call From NYPD

Confused White Kid

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No, so here's what happened.

We didn't even know Rick had emailed that. Only that he'd posted it to Twitter and asked other people to email them.

So Pests emailed them.

What MSG received was Rick's email we didn't know existed saying there was no threat or boycott, followed by a bunch of absurd Pest mail, followed by Rick's CCd replies saying "This is where your life ended."

And he wonders why the cops were involved.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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No, so here's what happened.

We didn't even know Rick had emailed that. Only that he'd posted it to Twitter and asked other people to email them.

So Pests emailed them.

What MSG received was Rick's email we didn't know existed saying there was no threat or boycott, followed by a bunch of absurd Pest mail, followed by Rick's CCd replies saying "This is where your life ended."

And he wonders why the cops were involved.
I think you nailed it.
Btw, if this happened, wouldn't the feds be involved instead of local NYPD?
 

NoBacon

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the police interrogated "my wife and I"

1.2 author will never learn when to use "I" vs "me", is he?

and the police interrogated them as a couple? why her? literally not a single married person speaks this way, it's like they're conjoined or something.

"my wife and I took a shit"

Did they ask them to put speakerphone on so they could interrogate them both at the same time?
 

NoBacon

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they realized it was a Making a Murderer situation with Pat's low IQ so they needed to have a guardian present

“You like dinosaur toys huh, Patrick?”

“Uhhh yeah”

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TorquieTwoBeers

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None of this happened. The NYPD barely has the manpower to handle actual crime in their own jurisdiction. They're not wasting a detective's (presumably) time on this.

They'd need to A) be browsing the internet or have his tweets sent to them, B) figure out who Patrick Tomlinson is, C) find his number, D) ignore his area code and assume he is from New York, which is odd because if they researched him enough to find his number they'd know he lives in Wisconsin, E) call him to ask him questions, F) ignore jurisdictions and state laws and question someone from Wisconsin instead of handing it over to the FBI, G) find out who he is married to and question her even though she wasn't involved in his tweets, H) hope that he answers his phone, I) hope that he doesn't hang up immediately.

I could probably keep going through the whole alphabet but who cares? He's lying and fat.
 

NoBacon

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very funny stuff though, (repeating other reply but idc)

Patrick sends unhinged email vaguely threatening an “atrocity” that should be stopped at “all costs” to MSG, posts it in twitter and calls for everyone to follow his call and email them as well.

Pests email warning of the veiled threats Patrick is making about the event or just silliness.

Patrick replies to each and everyone instantly in a manner which seems to be telling them their lives will end at MSG using the same email as his original one with his face as the contact photo.

MSG obviously report it to the police.

Patrick is baffled the police call him.
 

Confused White Kid

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very funny stuff though, (repeating other reply but idc)

Patrick sends unhinged email vaguely threatening an “atrocity” that should be stopped at “all costs” to MSG, posts it in twitter and calls for everyone to follow his call and email them as well.

Pests email warning of the veiled threats Patrick is making about the event or just silliness.

Patrick replies to each and everyone instantly in a manner which seems to be telling them their lives will end at MSG using the same email as his original one with his face as the contact photo.

MSG obviously report it to the police.

Patrick is baffled the police call him.

You stole my Mosquito Coast rec without citing your source and just stole my post from this thread.

You're a worse plagiarizer than Ooga.
 
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