Another Tomlinson Tall Tale? Phone Call From NYPD

[iBangedQuasi]

 

[Random username]

Lying nigger.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

They called him to see how big of idiot he was for real believing six millions jews were killed

 

[MonsterSteve]

Prove the fat call, fatso

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

What's Josiah cooking up this time?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

They probably checked his Twitter and thought he really could be a threat

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Patrick Tomlinson: always on the wrong side of law enforcement while calling everyone else a terrorist.

Sad (and fat) guy!

 

[firstimelongtime]

I mean, it's not quite a manifesto, but it's really wordy and all-or-nothing. There have been two people who got near him with rifles. One fired.

Pat, (if true) this isn't evidence that you're an important voice against "fascism". You pattern-match to potentially dangerous fucking lunacy.

Although city LE vs federal is weird for something like this, no? I could see if he was loitering at the event looking shifty (in addition to fat), there'd be additional NYPD on-site to investigate. 16/no Internet/dick

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Bullshit. I'm shocked he did not classify this as a SWATTing attempt.

 

[NeedFana]

Adolph lol

 

[SFWA liaison]

the police interrogated "my wife and I"

1.2 author will never learn when to use "I" vs "me", is he?

and the police interrogated them as a couple? why her? literally not a single married person speaks this way, it's like they're conjoined or something.

"my wife and I took a shit"

 

[PorqueDealer]

There's a possibility that msg were informed of a radical left wing nut who seems to have bomb threats and swattings at his command and uses them to shut down Patti labelle concerts and any free speech he doesnt like.

 

[DanFielding]

Lol at ”interrogated.” They probably asked him three or four questions, realized he’s a harmless imbecile, and hung up the phone.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Interrogation isnt done over the phone you dramatic queen.

 

[Confused White Kid]

So he had to explain that, while they were being manipulated by criminal cyber stlakers, everything in the email actually did come from his twitter. So even if he does sound like a psycho, it's actually the people who impersonated him and sent the email who are the psychos.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Language!!!!! What a silly freakin' nigger.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Language!!!!! What a silly freakin' nigger.

A. If you say that it's not a threat, then it's totes not a threat. OK. (Even though, yeah, it's not a threat. It's another Tomlinson attempt at relevance.)

B. The "billionaire owner of Madison Square Garden" totally opened his e-mail to read this, and called 911 on you. Yeah. Ok.

 

[Farmer Brown]

the police interrogated "my wife and I"

1.2 author will never learn when to use "I" vs "me", is he?

and the police interrogated them as a couple? why her? literally not a single married person speaks this way, it's like they're conjoined or something.

"my wife and I took a shit"

He probably would have said "my wife and me took a shit."

 

[FranksWirecutters]

 

[Rick Roblinson]

They said, "Stay out of New York, Tubby!"