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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Oh God. “Trying to imitate” is always what you want your serious authors to say.
#ameating
#ameating
Patrick has never read any Victorian novels and has no idea what he's talking about.
Rick, when it comes to your writing more words means more unreadable.
" It was a cold dark night in space..."
Nobody cares, Pat. That is why nobody asked.
Not to mention that he's clearly more focused on word count than substance. He talks about writing like it's a homework assignment. IIRC his best grade in english was a C, so it makes sense.
Pacing is determined by the action of the novel you dumb fat cunt. If what you've written is exciting and interesting then people will read 100 pages without blinking. If you write bullshit with stereotyped characters communicating in quips and poorly imitated language styles inbetween EPIC moments then people will make a face and put it down after a paragraph like I did with that retarded excerpt.
Hey he got 5 interactions !
Id like to think pats english teacher trolls him here but I will settle for an alt account to troll him as his english teacher.
“, it was the best of times it was the worst of times…in space”
Exactly this. Any writer worth a shit does not give a fuck about word count. Constantly crowing about your word count is the mark of an amateur. Let's take a creative endeavor and try to quantify and define it and turn it into a fucking number. Fucking autistic faggot retard. It's art, not a fucking equation, you ignorant tub of shit. It's shocking too because spergs are supposed to be good at math and bad at feelings and yet he's shockingly bad at both.
And also that one is employed
trying to shoehorn in as much Googled bullshit as possible, I think
"me and my"
"Cor blimey, guv, ee's avin' us on, inne? Oi'm goin' t' the market, later, innit? Oi'll gerrus some of them pork poies t' go wif the gin we's 'avin' for supper.
Bugger.
Wud you adam and eve it? He's only out of fackin' gin, he is.
Cock."
Just like the classics.
Bugger.
Wud you adam and eve it? He's only out of fackin' gin, he is.
Cock."
Just like the classics.
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Oi govna it twas the best of times, laddie, it was the worst of times for the scollywags in the pub... Jog on.
Pace would be a description for speed, not quantity. Also, a page in Word isn't a useful metric to anyone. And, you're fat.
Let's pretend he's correct in the usage of loquacious- when it's used to describe a writing style, it's not a particularly flattering adjective.
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Another difference is that your high school English teacher had a job.