A Monday night. For fucks sake, at least pretend to have a job

[Saddam Hussein]

Doom and gloom narcissists are some of the worst people to be around because they really are just giant clouds of negativity. When the wife tells you to scram at 7pm, where are you gonna go? Sit in the Burger King parking lot for 3 hours.

He had a solid grift going with the "my creative genius can only be unlocked if I'm drunk in public" thing, but now he just drinks and scrolls through his phone.

Going to the movies seems like the natural choice. It’s far less depressing seeing a movie alone than going to a bar alone. At least you’re taking in a piece of art

 

[Petworth dude]

Rick doesn’t read. If he does it’s drivel Sci Fi and not classics. He’s admitted to never read comics, despite claiming to be Captain America incarnate and a marvel fan girl. He never talks about philosophy (outside of what someone who gets high for the first time would say) or any kind of political theory. History, that faggot thinks visiting a place and going on a tour makes him an expert on the subject.


Everything about him is a farce. If it sounds cool or can be perceived as cool, he’s on board. Like the recent shit with a tranny trooper in Star Wars. George Lucas probably rolled his eyes when he saw that shit and said “fuck that”. Star Wars was never about that shit, it was supposed to be about escapism for kids.

I thought you were kidding about the trans-trooper thing, but it sadly turns out to be true: https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/star-wars-transgender-stormtroopers.html

Fuck everything.

 

[despacito69]

It's a Holiday, in his defense.

Every day is a holiday for him.

It's not like he has to work or anything like that. 44 year vacation sounds PFG

 

[despacito69]

Not just out to have a couple of light beers and watching the game but multiple heavy, high abv IPAs from the looks of it, and not a thought about things he's got to do tomorrow. No wonder he doesn't have a job and has put on considerable weight. I can't wait for that other waste of space Niki to leave him for good and kick him out of the hovel.

Something like that might force him to make some serious changes. Hoping to see the new Pat characters such as 9-5 Pat, Dating Pat, etc. Dating Pat would be the best - he'd be all about slaying fawkin PUSS

Pick-up artist Pat would tenderize ribs the world over.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

You all are still confused about the concept of an author making his own schedule? Yes, he can have some drinks Monday night and watch the game without worrying about the ️ blaring in his ear Tuesday morning. He can write whenever he naturally gets up.

I don't get why this is such a difficult concept for people here to grasp.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I don't get why this is such a difficult concept for people here to grasp.

I think it's the part where his peak was for a 3 year period making full-time McDonald's wages off of his writing after making basically nothing before and making part-time McDonald's wages for the 5 years after.

 

[Lard Glug]

If he had gotten them in trouble like he did Hooligans for handing out customer information and received calls from journalists, police and funsters on the regular about one fat customer who picks fights online all day, they might've... but folks around here are long ago bored of faxing Pat's oral escapades with our once and future president... and Hooli's was the nicer place anyways.

In 2024 it's Hooli's for Owen forever and Pat never.

Curiously, where's all the stories of him acting as bouncer and throwing people out of the Garage? Schooling cis white males and right wing bitches for speaking up in HIS bar? Where's the stories of stopping robberies and carjackings with his wit and physical presence alone? He hasn't bragged about weekly handselling numbers at the Garage, and they don't seem to have a spot carved out for his laptop at the bar.

Why didn't his tough talking, coolest guy in the room, champion of the fag and tranny, don't fuck with that guy because he's full of meatloaf and testosterone persona translate to another bar? Thought you were the Ernest Hemingway and Hunter S Thompson of Milwaukee, Pat.

Or did Hoolis tell you on the way out that portraying their bar as a place full of fights, drunks, crime, cyberstlakers and regular stlakers where it's always slow enough a fat alcoholic can tweet on his laptop on the bar all day and you might get assaulted for voting the wrong way if you make it through the crime ridden street parking.. Maybe wasn't a great way to portray them in your fantasy world online as they broke the law and their credit card agreement to hand over information to you?

You sure wrote a lot of words there, character.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

I thought you were kidding about the trans-trooper thing, but it sadly turns out to be true: https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/star-wars-transgender-stormtroopers.html

Fuck everything.

There was a thread about it and Ricks response. Rick of course doesn’t understand the media that he claims to be a fan of.

Let’s be honest do you think a guy from 1930s/40s Brooklyn would be okay with men cutting their penises off and pretending to be a woman? Do you think he’d be okay with giving children hormones that would radically change their bodies chemistry and do irreversible damage to them before they can even vote?

 

[DominusOdium]

You sure wrote a lot of words there, character.

I really only needed one: Fat

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

There was a thread about it and Ricks response. Rick of course doesn’t understand the media that he claims to be a fan of.

Let’s be honest do you think a guy from 1930s/40s Brooklyn would be okay with men cutting their penises off and pretending to be a woman? Do you think he’d be okay with giving children hormones that would radically change their bodies chemistry and do irreversible damage to them before they can even vote?

I love the whole “it’s the white racist MAGA crowd that is against this!” In reference to whatever current version / spinoff of Stars Wars & Star Trek like they really think right wing Trump voting conservative blue collar workers across the country and farm boys cant get enough of the newest Star Wars cartoon UNTIL they added a tranny.

 

[Lard Glug]

I really only needed one: Fat

From your mouth to God’s ears.