A Monday night. For fucks sake, at least pretend to have a job

[Saddam Hussein]

 

[RickReternal]

No prisoning and barely any tweets today. Then an ostentatiously self-satisfied drinking post. Pig thinks he did something reward-worthy today. Maybe he scammed a dozen seniors into plans they don’t need.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

This faggot probably spoke 2 words of spanish when he was in mexico but sees klingon in his beer.

 

[Udders]

I hope the enormous amount of muscle he has causes the glass to shatter as he grips it and little shards go into his eyes and down his throat.

And Star Trek is homo shit. You're 45 years old you faggot.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Monday, at 44 years old, I drank a beer for the first time in my life down at The Swingin' Door. I have two observations.

1) There is absolutely no reason it should be illegal.
2) I'm going to make being a drunken slob my whole personality.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

And Star Trek is homo shit. You're 45 years old you faggot.

 

[Meade Skelton]

 

[Saddam Hussein]

Monday, at 44 years old, I drank a beer for the first time in my life down at The Swingin' Door. I have two observations.

1) There is absolutely no reason it should be illegal.
2) I'm going to make being a drunken slob my whole personality.

They should repeal the repeal of Prohibition. Beer guys are oftentimes worse than weed guys

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This is what happens when nobody wants to hang out with you so you sit at the bar alone finding the bubbles in your beer entertaining.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

It's a Holiday, in his defense.

Every day is a holiday for him.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

It's a Holiday, in his defense.

Every day is a holiday for him.

"It's Canadian Thanksgiving somewhere."

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

Tiny Tim's dead in the water.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

"It's Canadian Thanksgiving somewhere."

It's Columbus Day, dork.

 

[Lard Glug]

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Turds Klingon his asshole because he’s disgusting and obese.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

I'm shocked they still haven't banned him.

 

[Bigsmooth]

It's a Monday night Jets game so he's there rooting against Rodgers and trying to get free alcohol I presume. Sad retard

 

[TorpidSloth]

This is what happens when nobody wants to hang out with you so you sit at the bar alone finding the bubbles in your beer entertaining.

If he had half a brain he'd drink alone at home for a fraction of the price rather than drinking alone surrounded by strangers. But no, he needs his hecking sports bar pictures for his online frat boy larp.

His social life was summed up in that one picture from Hoolies, where a visibly inebriated Pat, eyes half closed, was slurring inanities into the ear of an older gentleman, who was just trying to eat his dinner. Some rascal sent it to Fats on twitter and commented on how it looked like he was bothering the old fella, and Pig "No child"ed them and explained that was his good friend "Pete" or whatever. That's a "good friend" for Pat. Some dude who's too nice to tell him "will you leave me alone, I'm just trying to eat something here."

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

If he had half a brain he'd drink alone at home for a fraction of the price rather than drinking alone surrounded by strangers. But no, he needs his hecking sports bar pictures for his online frat boy larp.

His social life was summed up in that one picture from Hoolies, where a visibly inebriated Pat, eyes half closed, was slurring inanities into the ear of an older gentleman, who was just trying to eat his dinner. Some rascal sent it to Fats on twitter and commented on how it looked like he was bothering the old fella, and Pig "No child"ed them and explained that was his good friend "Pete" or whatever. That's a "good friend" for Pat. Some dude who's too nice to tell him "will you leave me alone, I'm just trying to eat something here."

Was Pete the one that died and Pat had no idea until he was informed by a rando post on Facebook?

 

[AliceWorquer]

I'd love to know the full thought processes behind these observations.
"That foam looks a little like writing I can't read. It must look like Klingon". How can a 45 year old have such narrow horizons?

 

[TorpidSloth]

Was Pete the one that died and Pat had no idea until he was informed by a rando post on Facebook?

I think so.