A Closer Look at the 4th Annual Roast of Milwaukee

[Turk February]

Hey why do they call it Milhuakee? I'm looking around and you fat bastards haven't walked anywhere ever! They should call it Milhudrivey. Milhumobilityscootery in your case, ma'am

 

[Farmer Brown]

Hey why do they call it Milhuakee? I'm looking around and you fat bastards haven't walked anywhere ever! They should call it Milhudrivey. Milhumobilityscootery in your case, ma'am

It's Algonquin for, "the good land."

 

[Uncle Floyd]

It's Algonquin for, "the good land."

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Funniest part really is they’re not even making jokes. They’re all just saying he’s a delusional, obnoxious cunt because they all genuinely hate him. Pat would definitely claim they’re a family and it was all good natured comics appreciating comics stuff but no, Pig: They just hate you.

 

[cliveowen]

I love basketball, but the Milwaukee Bucks? Seriously? This city is so poor they should change their name to the Milwaukee Nickels.

I'm kidding. I love basketball. I took my gross wife Nicki to a game recently. Afterwards the janitors needed a wet vac to clean her seat.

I'm a huge baseball fan. I love the Brewers, but let's be honest, they stink. They haven't won a world series in 40 years. If you are gonna have that many useless black guys in a field, you should at least make them pick some cotton. Or fuck my disgusting wife.

Boom roasted. You've been a lovely audience.

 

[CompoundBasement]

I love basketball, but the Milwaukee Bucks? Seriously? This city is so poor they should change their name to the Milwaukee Nickels.

I'm kidding. I love basketball. I took my gross wife Nicki to a game recently. Afterwards the janitors needed a wet vac to clean her seat.

I'm a huge baseball fan. I love the Brewers, but let's be honest, they stink. They haven't won a world series in 40 years. If you are gonna have that many useless black guys in a field, you should at least make them pick some cotton. Or fuck my disgusting wife.

Boom roasted. You've been a lovely audience.

Great set. I laughed so hard I waited with an empty can of beer for an uncomfortable amount of time so I could pretend to drink my can of beer and throw it in the trash can before I posted this.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Check out t-- Check out-- Check out the-- Check out the em--
Check-- Check out-- Check out the empty MANNNNNNNNNNN

He has no idea how many little ways he comes across as completely hateable.

 

[PogromStallone]

The idea of Pat even being involved in a roast is hilarious. He can't let any joke at his expense stand without reacting like a cunt. I'm honestly shocked after the chick said he has two Twitter followers that he wasn't like "THAT'S NOT TRUE! I'M VERIFIED! WHERE'S YOUR BLUE CHECKMARK, STUPID BITCH WOMAN CHILD?"

This would be Pat.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It’s so funny he’s the only one who interjects like a grumpy dickhead and he doesn’t even say anything funny or biting. It’s just “SAME JOKE MMMKAY?” because he’s mad.

He’s the least equipped person to do a roast, he can’t take any criticism or mockery whatsoever.

And he even yelled "boom, roasted" after one of the jokes on him, Michael Scott style

 

[Harry Powell]

I love basketball, but the Milwaukee Bucks? Seriously? This city is so poor they should change their name to the Milwaukee Nickels.

I'm kidding. I love basketball. I took my gross wife Nicki to a game recently. Afterwards the janitors needed a wet vac to clean her seat.

I'm a huge baseball fan. I love the Brewers, but let's be honest, they stink. They haven't won a world series in 40 years. If you are gonna have that many useless black guys in a field, you should at least make them pick some cotton. Or fuck my disgusting wife.

Boom roasted. You've been a lovely audience.

If I went to some shitty local comedy show and someone came out and did that set in 2 minutes or less i would give them a standing ovation

 

[BudDickman]

Reminds me of this gem
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Pat hasn't mastered the "show don't tell" style of writing. If he was an actual writer, he would know that it would be better to say something funny instead of saying that you are funny.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

This would be Pat.

This is so perfectly Pat it's as if someone already knew who he was and what happened.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Give me a hook, a reason to care

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This a great find - really shows what his “comedian friends” (that he claims all thought Norm was hilariously while he didn’t get it because Pat has zero sense of humor) thought about the fat blowhard. Really makes sense why nobody in that comedy scene has talked to Pat in years, they all hated him.

Also since Niki is a retard I bet she didn’t understand why people were goofing on Pat. She probably asked him on the way home “why were they making fun of you, aren’t they your friends?”

 

[AliceWorquer]

The existence of milwaukee implies the existence of milwagkee and milcusnkee

 

[cliveowen]

If I went to some shitty local comedy show and someone came out and did that set in 2 minutes or less i would give them a standing ovation

Thanks man. Please listen to my 2 hour podcast where I discuss the craft of writing roasts.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I know this is a roast and it isn't unexpected that most people can't stand Pat, but you can tell that these people really don't like him and think he's a dickhead lol. He's incapable of being likeable.

Its pretty great that the stuff they roasted him on is the same shit trolls have been saying that gets under his skin. He tried to laugh it off but you know he took it personal.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Dumb Stinki Drinki was 'Yeeah' and 'Wooo!'ing every time Fatso was mentioned.

"Patrick Tomlinson...WOOOOO!!!...is a fat faggot with bitch tits...YEEEAAAH!!!"

It's Algonquin for, "the good land."

Clearly the Algonquin haven't paid a visit to it in a while.