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A Closer Look at the 4th Annual Roast of Milwaukee

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Kim_Jong_Poon_ said:
Lmao, you can hear Stinki yelling YEEEEEEEAAAAAHH! at 41 seconds when they mention Pat's selling his book in the back

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I can’t bring myself to listen to the entire thing, but he really brought fucking merch? Way to make it about yourself. Jesus Christ, Pig.
 
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Honoria said:
This is like the fourth time I've seen him reference going past the light telling him to wrap it up (his other excuses were "I didn't see it/I was in the zone"). He was probably already being mocked for this privately.
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It's actually a thousand times worse when you consider that he isn't fucking funny.
 
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Harry Powell said:
Excellent long form Patposting. This is what we need more of. Your thoroughness is appreciated as always.

I hate to talk like a zoomer but the “cringe” factor watching Pat in the wild is so high I have to split the videos up into breaks.

Him walking onto the stage while chugging his lite beer made the hair on my neck stand up. FAGGOT!
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Agreed. Even though I hate Pat and love watching him fail, he bombs so hard that it's uncomfortable to watch. I'm watching him bomb but he's also bombing to me because his material and delivery are awful and unlike his captive audience in the video, I can stop watching.

Also hilarious that everyone's jokes about Pat revolve around him being an insufferable, egotistical, know-it-all asshole and his Twitter account. A nearly 40 year old man and one of his main attributes is his social media addiction.
 
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I forgot how insanely awkward and gay that beer swig was. He's going up the steps and shaking the guy's hand while taking a drink. It is so unnatural. He can't even properly shake the guy's hand while he has a phallic bottle in his mouth for an extended period of time. The only thing that would be gayer is if he had a dick in his mouth.
 
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Caverlock said:
The 4th Annual Roast of Milwaukee was announced on July 5th, 2018.
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For some reason, Patrick Tomlinson, who was known to have emotional breakdowns on stage:
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And be avoided by more clever comedians:
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Was one of the local microcelebrities chosen to be roasters.
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Patrick was flying high in July 2018, a blue-check six-figure super-stud comedian. Norm/11 was over a month away, and the Lappening, arrest report, and other skeletons in his closet were still locked away.
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Niki accompanied Patrick and recorded the performance.
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He must have thought his performance was better than Norm MacDonald’s Bob Saget Roast, at least.
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Patrick used 5 of his 10 minutes to show his 1.2 GPA understanding of roasts by praising Milwaukee, including the controversial light rail system, and reacting cuntily when one person quietly booed.


The other half of his set was drawn from his 15 total minutes of material cultivated over 7 years.

Niki most likely convinced him not to use his signature Adrienne and Annabelle murder bit at the women's shelter benefit:
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“I’m gonna look so fuckin’ cool when I take my scripted last swig…….now! No! Now! No…..ok, now!”


It turns out that there is audio of the entire event.

Patrick is first mentioned by Kaitlin McCarthy. Actual comedian Kaitlin affectionately “roasts” Milwaukee, and the dais members in turn (Patrick was third) exaggerating each person’s biggest accolade, but reminding them that they’re still big fish in the small pond that is their city.
“Patrick Tomlinson! He’s the #1 sci-fi novelist…in Milwaukee! Boom! Roasted!”

Patrick Tomlinson decides this assault on his ego shall not stand.
“Same punchline three times? Really? OK. Yeah, all right.”


Pig: “‘Boom roasted!’”
No one else cuntily yells out during others’ sets.

Actual comedian Matt Werner is the next to mention Milwaukee’s most special boy. Patrick responds with his troll-owning sarcastic laugh:


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Never say the “r-word, btw:
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I think Niki, Patrick’s (state-funded?) caretaker, hushes Baby Patrick at this point, but I’ll include others’ comments on him to close this out:

Comedian Dana Ehrmann:

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Patrick probably had roasts (he had 25 days to prepare), but he drunkenly bloviated too much and ran over his time.
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Hearing Patrick laugh after Matt Werner roasts him is unreal. It DOES sound like Cape Fear
 
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That gay beer swig is new to me and is instantly on CHOP CHEE levels of hilarity. Just like CHOP CHEE it's now going to cross my mind periodically and I'll have to bite my lip to keep from laughing at work/in public/with my lady. The very thought of his eternally-twelve-year-old mind doing its damndest to pilot that decaying swine body whilst also trying to make it look cool is fucking killing me. God really does have a sense of humor.
 
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Reminds me of this gem
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It’s so funny he’s the only one who interjects like a grumpy dickhead and he doesn’t even say anything funny or biting. It’s just “SAME JOKE MMMKAY?” because he’s mad.

He’s the least equipped person to do a roast, he can’t take any criticism or mockery whatsoever.
 
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It’s so funny he’s the only one who interjects like a grumpy dickhead and he doesn’t even say anything funny or biting. It’s just “SAME JOKE MMMKAY?” because he’s mad.

He’s the least equipped person to do a roast, he can’t take any criticism or mockery whatsoever.
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It’s incredible he thought he could be a stand up comedian even though he must NEVER be the butt of the joke. He thinks if you laugh at him you should go to prison and have your life ruined over it.
 
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Kim_Jong_Poon_ said:
Lmao, you can hear Stinki yelling YEEEEEEEAAAAAHH! at 41 seconds when they mention Pat's selling his book in the back

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Dumb Stinki Drinki was 'Yeeah' and 'Wooo!'ing every time Fatso was mentioned.

"Patrick Tomlinson...WOOOOO!!!...is a fat faggot with bitch tits...YEEEAAAH!!!"
 
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
It’s incredible he thought he could be a stand up comedian even though he must NEVER be the butt of the joke. He thinks if you laugh at him you should go to prison and have your life ruined over it.
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He has no sense of humor. None. He doesn’t understand it. He doesn’t laugh out of amusement.

If he were anyone else, I’d speculate he tried comedy as a way to fix that autistic flaw, but since he considers himself perfect, we know it wasn’t that. He tried comedy because he thought he was funny. It’s really surprising.
 
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