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The 4th Annual Roast of Milwaukee was announced on July 5th, 2018.
https://archive.ph/ws2XT
For some reason, Patrick Tomlinson, who was known to have emotional breakdowns on stage:
https://archive.is/43cOY
And be avoided by more clever comedians:
http://archive.is/OUwnC
Was one of the local microcelebrities chosen to be roasters.
https://archive.is/p9xXx
Patrick was flying high in July 2018, a blue-check six-figure super-stud comedian. Norm/11 was over a month away, and the Lappening, arrest report, and other skeletons in his closet were still locked away.
https://archive.is/HiKVR
Niki accompanied Patrick and recorded the performance.
https://archive.is/TXaRO
He must have thought his performance was better than Norm MacDonald’s Bob Saget Roast, at least.
https://archive.is/uBc5d;https://archive.ph/HSQCY
Patrick used 5 of his 10 minutes to show his 1.2 GPA understanding of roasts by praising Milwaukee, including the controversial light rail system, and reacting cuntily when one person quietly booed.
The other half of his set was drawn from his 15 total minutes of material cultivated over 7 years.
Niki most likely convinced him not to use his signature Adrienne and Annabelle murder bit at the women's shelter benefit:
“I’m gonna look so fuckin’ cool when I take my scripted last swig…….now! No! Now! No…..ok, now!”
It turns out that there is audio of the entire event.
Patrick is first mentioned by Kaitlin McCarthy. Actual comedian Kaitlin affectionately “roasts” Milwaukee, and the dais members in turn (Patrick was third) exaggerating each person’s biggest accolade, but reminding them that they’re still big fish in the small pond that is their city.
“Patrick Tomlinson! He’s the #1 sci-fi novelist…in Milwaukee! Boom! Roasted!”
Patrick Tomlinson decides this assault on his ego shall not stand.
“Same punchline three times? Really? OK. Yeah, all right.”
Pig: “‘Boom roasted!’”
No one else cuntily yells out during others’ sets.
Actual comedian Matt Werner is the next to mention Milwaukee’s most special boy. Patrick responds with his troll-owning sarcastic laugh:
For reference:
https://voca.ro/13wbHHLhwG4i
Never say the “r-word, btw:
https://archive.ph/g8hDa
I think Niki, Patrick’s (state-funded?) caretaker, hushes Baby Patrick at this point, but I’ll include others’ comments on him to close this out:
Comedian Dana Ehrmann:
voca.ro
Radio Host Ramie Maklouf
voca.ro
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Patrick probably had roasts (he had 25 days to prepare), but he drunkenly bloviated too much and ran over his time.
https://archive.ph/ws2XT
For some reason, Patrick Tomlinson, who was known to have emotional breakdowns on stage:
https://archive.is/43cOY
And be avoided by more clever comedians:
http://archive.is/OUwnC
Was one of the local microcelebrities chosen to be roasters.
https://archive.is/p9xXx
Patrick was flying high in July 2018, a blue-check six-figure super-stud comedian. Norm/11 was over a month away, and the Lappening, arrest report, and other skeletons in his closet were still locked away.
https://archive.is/HiKVR
Niki accompanied Patrick and recorded the performance.
https://archive.is/TXaRO
He must have thought his performance was better than Norm MacDonald’s Bob Saget Roast, at least.
https://archive.is/uBc5d;https://archive.ph/HSQCY
Patrick used 5 of his 10 minutes to show his 1.2 GPA understanding of roasts by praising Milwaukee, including the controversial light rail system, and reacting cuntily when one person quietly booed.
The other half of his set was drawn from his 15 total minutes of material cultivated over 7 years.
Niki most likely convinced him not to use his signature Adrienne and Annabelle murder bit at the women's shelter benefit:
“I’m gonna look so fuckin’ cool when I take my scripted last swig…….now! No! Now! No…..ok, now!”
It turns out that there is audio of the entire event.
Patrick is first mentioned by Kaitlin McCarthy. Actual comedian Kaitlin affectionately “roasts” Milwaukee, and the dais members in turn (Patrick was third) exaggerating each person’s biggest accolade, but reminding them that they’re still big fish in the small pond that is their city.
“Patrick Tomlinson! He’s the #1 sci-fi novelist…in Milwaukee! Boom! Roasted!”
Patrick Tomlinson decides this assault on his ego shall not stand.
“Same punchline three times? Really? OK. Yeah, all right.”
Pig: “‘Boom roasted!’”
No one else cuntily yells out during others’ sets.
Actual comedian Matt Werner is the next to mention Milwaukee’s most special boy. Patrick responds with his troll-owning sarcastic laugh:
For reference:
https://voca.ro/13wbHHLhwG4i
Never say the “r-word, btw:
https://archive.ph/g8hDa
I think Niki, Patrick’s (state-funded?) caretaker, hushes Baby Patrick at this point, but I’ll include others’ comments on him to close this out:
Comedian Dana Ehrmann:
Vocaroo | Online voice recorder
Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.
voca.ro
Radio Host Ramie Maklouf
Vocaroo | Online voice recorder
Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.
voca.ro
Vocaroo | Online voice recorder
Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.
voca.ro
Patrick probably had roasts (he had 25 days to prepare), but he drunkenly bloviated too much and ran over his time.
