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Your Robert Mewler fantasy

Ant_It_Fun

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Mewls and I, watching society collapse after we figured out the answer to the J.Q.

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Will Tate

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She's crafting Melissa Blake's awful face growing from a crippled, slimy, mutated barnacle using needlepoint.
You just need to crochet pink yarn around a good-sized rock you found at the beach and staple a mop-head to the top, then pick up some googley-eyes from Dollar Tree on the drive home.. If you wanna rent out the electric wheelchair it needs to get around that's your own business.
 
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She posted a pic here , and I was hoping it wasn't real, because she was really cute and her actions/post on this site show that's she's marriage material, so the loser dog in me wants to flirt, but knowing that she's in a happy relationship simply makes my dick shrivel, so I avoid thinking of her as a desirable women, so no fantasies:(
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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She posted a pic here , and I was hoping it wasn't real, because she was really cute and her actions/post on this site show that's she's marriage material, so the loser dog in me wants to flirt, but knowing that she's in a happy relationship simply makes my dick shrivel, so I avoid thinking of her as a desirable women, so no fantasies:(
just be happy that cute chicks can be 'based' (I know that phrase is getting played-out), & can have a sense of humour. Take the white pill on this one .

And the fact you want to flirt shows ur balls haven't fallen-off & you're not yet dead to the world... just focus that shit somewhere.
 

RobertMewler

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I like to think she lovingly sings a folk song to her kids while her loving husband looks on.


I came across that song last summer for the first time and loved it. It's one of my favorites!


Sigh.. what a lovely getup. Goals.
The other fantasy I have is when her kind takes over and they are rounding my family up she pulls some strings and we become her house slaves

No roundups, no slavery! "My kind" (whatever that means) just want to be left alone. You can come over and help me shuck peas though. :)
 
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