Your name for Pat.

[Cyberatorquer]

I think giving people nicknames to insult them is cowardly, child.

 

[Raymond]

I heard his father's name was Ron Ronlinson.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

L Ron Tubbard

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Suspect in the murder of one Bernell Trammell. I know; it's a bit wordy. But, he's fat, so it works out (unlike him).

 

[Guyincognito]

Rusty.

His comedy is as funny as a rusty nail going through your foot.

His comedy is less funny because if I were to step on a nail, at least I can think of this:

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Fatshit Dumbington

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

pat - no capital P

 

[guest]

I don't know if I'm imagining it but there was some Indian guy (allegedly) on Twitter who got into a spat with him and just kept calling him "Fat Person," in a matter-of-fact way, like it was his name, like "I don't know why you are getting so angry about this subject, Fat Person." The simplicity of it, and imagining it said in a Pajeet accent, made me cry with laughter.

 

[guest]

The fat cuckold who slurps Tyrone's creampies out of Niki's snatch

 

[Meownaw]

Hogchild
I haven't earned the right to call him Pat, that's one pig's hoof I wouldn't want to pickle.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Hog... Child... Haha ho lee shit!

 

[Will Tate]

If I were a convicted pederast, I'd just call him friend.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I don't know if I'm imagining it but there was some Indian guy (allegedly) on Twitter who got into a spat with him and just kept calling him "Fat Person," in a matter-of-fact way, like it was his name, like "I don't know why you are getting so angry about this subject, Fat Person." The simplicity of it, and imagining it said in a Pajeet accent, made me cry with laughter.

You might not be referencing the same thing but I remember when his Instagram account was flooded with comments by the Indian accounts, one of the comments was "disgusting fat person". Seeing that comment mixed in with a ton of heart eyes emojis and comments like 'Can I fuck your tits?' is easily the funniest thing that's ever happened during the Pat saga imo. I remember he would lock down his Instagram account every night for a long time after that.

 

[Username]

I’m one of the lucky people who has earned the right to call him Pat.

However when he’s training me in self defence or BBJ I always call him sensei.