You wake up, and you are in Patrick Tomlinsons body. What do you do?

[Udders]

Play with my own tits for hours.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Play with my own tits for hours.

If I had jugs like his, I'd never leave the couch.

Wait a minute...

 

[guest]

As an aside I’d probably start being offered a lot more sex from my wife who has found an entire new reservoir of respect for me. That in and of itself would motivate me even more to get out of the house because Ew. You’re gross, Robinson.

You might find that as you (as Rick) started slimming down and getting in better shape, she might end up doing the same. Take about 15 lbs off of her and whiten her teeth a few shades and she's probably a 5 or so. Doable at least. Also don't forget you aren't you, you're Pat so even losing 30 lbs you're not looking like John Cena or The Rock. You're still an overweight (but not obese) rube from Milwaukee.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Leave Nikkki, lose weight, and get a job.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I would assume it was temporary so I'd reset all my passwords and post them here and probably delete my Twitter. Then maybe I would run out and make sure I'm photographed attending a white supremacist rally.

Oh also I would complain to quasi about that guy with the patrickstomlinson account on here.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Breakfast corn with a traditional Irish breakfast tea. Then id take underwear selfies on the front porch.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Fart in Nikki's vagina

 

[fusciasomething]

Disarm a knife wielding attacker on an Indian reservation. Badass

 

[Brooke Shields]

I'd experiment taking my new human-pig body to it's absolute limit in regards to weight gain

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Wake up really depressed, three pumps into Nikki before going flaccid, and then start drinking. It’s what I do a lot of days anyways to be honest, I just wouldn’t be used to being so fat.