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You poor, poor man

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This is so much worse than the threat of being raped, or trafficked, or murdered.

You are so brave, Patrick. How do you manage to deal with this? I mean, fuck the victims of rape and trafficking.

Imagine the living horror of dealing with unwanted pizza orders.

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Brooke Shields

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So he’s just showing us what he eats everyday. Just like clockwork, he got his confirmation email. Enjoy the crazy bread, stlaker child sweetie angel.
Yeah, to Pat's new fans (Jackie's army) this just looks like a tweet that he's bragging about ordering Dominos at 8pm every Sunday.

He's a great big pig, like clockwork.
 

EraGodless

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This is so much worse than the threat of being raped, or trafficked, or murdered.

You are so brave, Patrick. How do you manage to deal with this? I mean, fuck the victims of rape and trafficking.

Imagine the living horror of dealing with unwanted pizza orders.

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This isn't the fucking 80's or 90's- Domino's doesn't make the pizza before payment, unless you are paying in cash and using carryout. They don't take cash for deliveries-- so they don't make a pizza until it's paid for. Porky is complaining about receiving free pizza-

I cannot tell if he is more retarded than he is fat and gay 🤔 It's a tough one man.
 

EraGodless

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He read a headline about jury intimidation (an actual felony) via pizza orders and thought "I've had pizzas delivered here... why isn't the Washington Post covering MEEEEEEEE??" It's almost like you're not on a jury so those laws don't apply to you, Patrick.

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Does he not realize that places do not deliver food unless it is paid for? They don't do cash on delivery. He's a worse liar than a kindergartener- yet he always thinks he's the smartest guy in every room.
 

stealthygeek

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Does he not realize that places do not deliver food unless it is paid for? They don't do cash on delivery. He's a worse liar than a kindergartener- yet he always thinks he's the smartest guy in every room.
Not true.

None of the places near me ever demand a CC unless it's a huge order. Ordering Chinese food for 4 people and they're gonna want a card, but a Large Cheese and some chicken wings?

This is what the Domino's app looks like at checkout:
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MonsterSteve

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Dominos is one of the only places that actually lets you place an order and ask for cash on delivery. It's fucking retarded but I noticed that the last time I ordered a few months ago. I do enjoy a nice Dominos pizza once in a blue moon. I know people make fun of it b/c its not real 'NY Pizza' but sometimes you're in the mood for that garlicy crusted fast food pizza with some garlic butter saw.

Honestly? Fat Pat probably did himself a disservice but putting this information out on social media for his stlakers to see. Just sayin'
 

Chive Turkey

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Not true.

None of the places near me ever demand a CC unless it's a huge order. Ordering Chinese food for 4 people and they're gonna want a card, but a Large Cheese and some chicken wings?

This is what the Domino's app looks like at checkout:
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"Delivery Expert" lol. All these new coporate euphemisms for shitty jobs are so much more demeaning than just calling it what it is.
 
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