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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
You know your joke is hilarious when you have to gaslight your followers hoping they will give you a pity like
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He's just so bad at everything.
Breaking: vexatious litigant whines on national television about losing case, had no idea there were laws in place to prevent frivolous lawsuits.
This joke is better when you apply it to pats legal battles.
If he could afford a garage I hope he'd reinforce the rafters so he wouldn't botch the dangle.
nice one like, stupid
His writing is so clunky and extra. His books must be miserable to try to read.
When I was a naive Pat poster I refused to beleive that stand up shots picture of his marvel universe joke was real, I thought it was cutting edge satire.
That cartoon of a person... as a person... what? I think I get what he means, but I'm pretty sure his stupidity just killed a handful of my brain cells
He's pretty good at being fat and losing lawsuits tbf. You gotta give him that.
u/Natethesnake was a faggot
He's not even good at being fat. Sumo wrestlers are good at being fat - with fat evenly distributed throughout the body. Pat's arms are sickly thin, his legs are twigs. He just has a bulbous midsection, tits, and a pendulous waddle under his chin.
He's world-class at losing lawsuits though, you're right.
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I'm just remembering how Norm and Jim Downey would craft each Update joke to have as few words as possible while making sense. Maybe this is the real reason he hated him?!
If he did he would then tweet about the reinforcement work he put in
People trying to asphyxiate themselves with an electric car. Get it? Because electric cars dont emit carbon monoxide. The silly goose cant kill himself.
I'm not shocked to learn he tries to double dip on every shitty thought he has
"Owners* (*judgement debtors) distraught at being called stupid* (*and fat) are sitting in garages* (*skipping debtor's exams) and leaving their Cybertrucks running* (*allowing their debts to increase and accumulate rapidly)."
Fuck