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You know O&A wish they could talk to each other about Britney Spears getting thwacked

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PickleRickle said:
As a young boy there was nothing I would have wanted more than to see Britney Spears' pussy, tits and ass. But now that its out there, after shes all bagged out, fuckin goddamn bitch. Dont soil my boyhood cummies with your whacky horseshit. I have the most embarrassing memory of parents finding my online porn searches. I was getting a lift home from school, we stop at Blockbuster so that I can rent Kelly Slaters Pro Surf. I get back in the car, and she drops the biggest hammer i've ever gotten still to this day "so....Brittany spears' tits huh....BWAHAHAHAHA"

I think my anxiety can be sourced back to that particular own. Never recovered.
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I don't envy Gen Z for much, except the fact that having their own devices is the norm, instead of everyone in the family sharing one desktop computer in the den.

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Who knew Dennis from Head of the Class was a fucking serial child molester abd sex pest.
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He has the Harvey Weinstein thing, where he gets pleasure in being a fat, disgusting kike raping goys.
 
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HipTuckerCumia said:
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Goooooood morning everybodeh, it's The Opie and Anthony Show! It's been nine long crazy years, but we're finally back. How 'bout that?
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Hello. (ronald reagan impersonation) We're back baby, and it feels good!
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Indiidibydoodi it does!
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We're ready to go!
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(loudly) LET'S DO THIS!
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God dammit, hold on a second, wait... how do I...
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(chuckles) Really?
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(endearingly) Oh, Jimmeh...
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(looks up) Huh? Sorry, Op. Just a second, I'm trying to figure out how to set this... I fucking hate this phone.
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Okay, okay. So...
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I got it now...
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(laughing) Alright, alright, so let's get down to business.
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(interjecting) That they call the show!
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...So, you read about Britney getting HIT?
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Oh boy did I.
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Allegedly... or you saw the video I should say...?
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Sure.
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So Victor, what's his name, Wembabayma?
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(interjecting) I think there's a N in there somewhere DING! DING! (rings the bell)
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...with his entourage, and Britney Spears is there and wants a photo... FOR HER INSTAGRAM... reaches to Wembaba, the number one draft pick, and his security guard kinda swipes her hand away without looking...
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Oops they DING! (rings the bell) did it again!
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What I don't understand is...
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(announcer voice) Britney goes to get some French DING! (rings the bell) ding-dong DING! (rings the bell) action and BAM gets smashed into her face by his security guard. Just BAM! Right into her white 40 year old face.
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They're saying she might have actually accidentally hit herself.
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No hesitation, just right in the face. I've always had a thing for school girl uniforms. I'm I right, folks?
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(looks up) Wait, Britney was attacked in France? Is she okay?
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(annoyed) Didn't you see the... It's all over the place, Twitter, Threads... Is Threads a thing? Is it real? Is this Threads thing for real? That's what I really wanna know.
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French security guards taking out pop stars, they're like the new baguettes, always causing trouble! Ay! (dice impersonation) Ho-lee shit! What is this, Chicago?
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Hope she's okay, physically and emotionally. Honestly. Why was she in France?
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Those things know they can act with impunity and don't give a fuck about...
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(interjecting) So, stay tuned, we have packed show today and we're just getting started! It's going to be a wild ride!

[BOY BUTTER COMMERCIAL PLAYS]
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You missed Roland breathlessly running in, telling everyone he just blew the cronut guy, while Sam cackles in the background.
 
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HipTuckerCumia said:
[ECSTASY OF GOLD PLAYS}

:brothaman_sm:
Goooooood morning everybodeh, it's The Opie and Anthony Show! It's been nine long crazy years, but we're finally back. How 'bout that?
:image_9253:
Hello. (ronald reagan impersonation) We're back baby, and it feels good!
:brothaman_sm:
Indiidibydoodi it does!
:image_9253:
We're ready to go!
:brothaman_sm:
(loudly) LET'S DO THIS!
:image_9248:
God dammit, hold on a second, wait... how do I...
:brothaman_sm:
(chuckles) Really?
:image_9253:
(endearingly) Oh, Jimmeh...
:image_9248:
(looks up) Huh? Sorry, Op. Just a second, I'm trying to figure out how to set this... I fucking hate this phone.
:brothaman_sm:
Okay, okay. So...
:image_9248:
I got it now...
:brothaman_sm:
(laughing) Alright, alright, so let's get down to business.
:image_9253:
(interjecting) That they call the show!
:brothaman_sm:
...So, you read about Britney getting HIT?
:image_9253:
Oh boy did I.
:brothaman_sm::
Allegedly... or you saw the video I should say...?
:image_9253:
Sure.
:brothaman_sm:
So Victor, what's his name, Wembabayma?
:image_9253:
(interjecting) I think there's a N in there somewhere DING! DING! (rings the bell)
.:brothaman_sm:
...with his entourage, and Britney Spears is there and wants a photo... FOR HER INSTAGRAM... reaches to Wembaba, the number one draft pick, and his security guard kinda swipes her hand away without looking...
:image_9253:
Oops they DING! (rings the bell) did it again!
:brothaman_sm:
What I don't understand is...
:image_9253:
(announcer voice) Britney goes to get some French DING! (rings the bell) ding-dong DING! (rings the bell) action and BAM gets smashed into her face by his security guard. Just BAM! Right into her white 40 year old face.
:brothaman_sm:
They're saying she might have actually accidentally hit herself.
:image_9253:
No hesitation, just right in the face. I've always had a thing for school girl uniforms. I'm I right, folks?
:image_9248:
(looks up) Wait, Britney was attacked in France? Is she okay?
:brothaman_sm:
(annoyed) Didn't you see the... It's all over the place, Twitter, Threads... Is Threads a thing? Is it real? Is this Threads thing for real? That's what I really wanna know.
:image_9253:
French security guards taking out pop stars, they're like the new baguettes, always causing trouble! Ay! (dice impersonation) Ho-lee shit! What is this, Chicago?
:image_9248:
Hope she's okay, physically and emotionally. Honestly. Why was she in France?
:image_4764:
Those things know they can act with impunity and don't give a fuck about...
:brothaman_sm::
(interjecting) So, stay tuned, we have packed show today and we're just getting started! It's going to be a wild ride!

[BOY BUTTER COMMERCIAL PLAYS]
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Fucking incredible. I laughed out loud like 5 times. The Jimmy interjection asking what happened is hilarious.
 
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You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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Im honestly shocked that Schneider hasnt had his feet removed by a pissed off powerful person. All those disgusting foot fetish segments in those kids shows he used to do. Oh thats right, all the power people are pedophiles, too.
 
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