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You are not allowed to call me Pat, stlaker

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Publicly bringing up that Patrick is unable to satisfy Krinsky is a great bit.

None of his followers will have any clue what "satisfy Krinsky" means and I'd love for him to explain it to them. If he stays vague, the natural implication is that he had a one-night-stand with a Ms. Krinsky who he failed to bring to orgasm.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Pat likes to waste his money, other peoples money, tax payers money, and the time of the courts because he tried to act tough to internet trolls and it backfired so he ran to lawyers to sue them. That is how big of a tattle tale baby he is and has always been.
That really sums up Pat, he’s been running to tell on people his entire life. It’s why he had zero friends growing up and continues to be a loser.
 
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He will just reply with his standard, "this is why you are losing atalker"

"Winners satisfy Krinsky, Patrick. I'll take your threats more seriously once Krinsky has been satisfied."

It would drive him crazy that us, him, the lawyers and the judges have a little inside joke that none of his followers are in on. It's not defamation either, it's the absolute truth: if Patrick wants to win, he must first satisfy Krinsky.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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"Winners satisfy Krinsky, Patrick. I'll take your threats more seriously once Krinsky has been satisfied."

It would drive him crazy that us, him, the lawyers and the judges have a little inside joke that none of his followers are in on. It's not defamation either, it's the absolute truth: if Patrick wants to win, he must first satisfy Krinsky.

i love this idea
 

Chive Turkey

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Imagine actually saying that? his followers must see he's a maniac by now
His followers don't see any of his tweets. Most of them probably don't even know they're following him, they clicked a button on a snappy reply to the outrage-du-jour a year ago and forgot about it.

That's why he's so desperate to go viral and attaches himself to every trending item like a suckerfish. His obsession with his numbahs is fucking pathetic because they don't mean anything. Followers aren't fans, retard. They skim over your boringass musings to read stuff shat out by the 500 other people they're following. You serve no purpose other than to pad out some rando's feed so they have something to distract them while they're sitting on the bowl.

Nice life, faggot.
 
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