Wrote a set list today

[guest]

Definitely making the trip to see his next comedy set

 

[EraGodless]

They could give him sympathy claps after they notice something is "off" about him, it would same as the retard getting the football then running to get a touchdown

What a tewifik awdience... Pat Valmer Tomlinson

 

[Harry Powell]

Definitely making the trip to see his next comedy set

I absolutely would. Zero hyperbole. Wouldn’t approach him or heckle him or anything. I would just sit there like a normal person and enjoy the set. In fact I’d probably be laughing the hardest

 

[Caverlock]

"Take my daughter...thanks!"

 

[RobertMewler]

"Take my daughter...thanks!"

"Trump! Amirite?? Please clap."

 

[guest]

PLEASE return to standup, pig

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

If the fat lazy hog is threatening to return to comedy he has to know his writing "career" is completely over. This is his next low effort get rich quick scheme.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

No... I hope this doesn't open the door for a Patso redemption arc. If he went up there Hannah Gadsby style and just told real stories -

"I was raped by abbos, children."

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can’t wait for him to have a Michael Richards melt down (YOURE A CHILD! YOURE A CHILD! YOURE A CHILD!) Don’t forget, he’s a “comedian” that tells his audience they should be laughing harder at his jokes because they’re so good.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

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As you can see from the OP, Patrick got 2 twitter likes announcing his triumphant return to standup comedy within 17 minutes of posting.

13 hours later... 2 twitter likes. Keep in mind this wasn't a reply, this was a regular twitter post that would show up on all his follower's timelines.

46,000+ followers, all you can scrape up is 2 likes.

Many of us would have liked and retweeted his announcement. but he blocks his real fans

 

[Nick Gerlips]

How would pig handle hecklers?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

How would pig handle hecklers?

Knowing him he will first try to look cool and mock them for not having as many twitter followers as he does. Of course the heckler will be point out twitter is stupid and for losers and the crowd will erupt in laughter at the 41 year old man that devotes his whole life to twitter.