Would you rather:

[TorqueWheeler]

I feel like my Twitter poll was better.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I haven't been blown in a while.

I'll make it harder: getting blown by nikki or pat. Can be a gloryhole type of situation to help the conscience. I won't give my answer, but all I'll say is that one of them definitely has much more skill and enthusiasm in that area.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Imagining eating food made by Pat evokes the same amount of disgust and horror in me as eating food made by Chef Adam Libby. That's pretty bad. I wouldn't trust pat to not have ball sweat or snot or something on his hands just like a retard.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Is Patrick there while I eat his shitty Welli? Regardless it's a no either way.
I'm going mindless chatter about sexing ducks and souvenir spoons
That sounds kind of refreshing actually

 

[guest]

- eat heidi hildemans pussy until she cums

Or

- get blown by patrick for 10 seconds

 

[TorqueWheeler]

- eat heidi hildemans pussy until she cums

Or

- get blown by patrick for 10 seconds

I might have to go Pat just to humiliate him Greek style.

 

[DMbA]

i think i will die if i have to eat the beefy

 

[TheStinkySomali]

Eat a Beef Wellington prepared by Patrick (at least half)

Attend one of Ade’s yard sales (you have to chat about the wares politely for at least half an hour and buy three items)

You might get lucky at the yard sale and score those comics Pat was crying about losing. Then you could taunt him endlessly on xitter.

 

[Black Pat]

Nice poll, stupid. Also are you kidding? Would I rather spend 10 hours trying to down one of Patrick's monstrocities, or spend hours deciding on which of Annabelle's presents from Pat that I want to buy, it's a no brainer.

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

Ok. You have to fuck one of these people up the ass.

Pat
Ade
Shane Nokes

I want to fuck Nokes' wife's arm butt up the ass

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Would you rather get blown by Nikki (frumpy dyke)
Or get blown by Nikki (viking)

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

The thing about eating the Wellington, is that isn't just about the poor taste, it's the physical edibility of it. It's like asking someone to eat a 2x4, I'm not sure it can be done without special tools.