I'd like to agree but the fact is that we can't harm Nana any more than he's already doing to himself. He drank himself into heart surgery and is currently facing the consequences, which will be severe if he relapses. He moved to SC and has effectively abandoned CM, whittling down his on-air presence to nothing. There's signs that his piggy bank isn't close to being as comfortably full as it was a decade ago, and he's still wasting money.
He's also placed himself so deep into obscurity that ge become practically impossible to fuck with. He's already alienated everyone he had a professional relationship with who isn't a bottom feeding parasite. CM is deflating on its own accord. You can't even call into TACS anymore because it's never fucking on. His FN posting occasionally gets noticed by SJWs but it never gets traction. He's pretty much uncancelable because there's nothing to cancel, and he wouldn't be worth the effort for them even if there was.
I think that if there's anything we've learned over the past decade, it's that Anthony Cumia is his own worst enemy and often all that's left for us to do is just to sit and watch the trainwreck unfold.
Exactly.
Ant in his prime:
- Mansion
- 9.5/10 GF
- Disciplined routine with ~5-700 kcals a day of food, the rest in booze so he never got fat and health was "fine-enough" compared w/ obese genpop
- "new rich" wealth in every straight, gentile male fantasy; cars, toys, gambling, month-long drunken vacations, hanging with the rich n' famous
- Famous enough to keep a rotation of "friends" around who get his in-jokes, are safe to allow at his house, etc.
- Basically has personal security who adores him (Keith)
- Bored at home? Flip a switch and we're LIVE! Thousands (tens of thousands?) of normal, well-adjusted fans (some even famous and rich!) showering him with adoration from his living room.
- Always seemed like the wrong move to not become an actual man, try to find something positive in life, be capable of loving a woman, etc. The "lol I got caught cheating again" wasn't cute in his 50's but we figured hey, how well do we really know the guy? He's probably low key got it together.
Ant now:
- Turns out, the nihilism with women/people wasn't an act. He had/has no one who has ever cared for him, let alone loved him. He's stuck with a stalking fan who followed him to a plantation to do Yoga in the garage. That closeness he talked about with siblings? Dawn going through breast cancer, sends her a "GL Dawnie" on social media every once and a while.
- LOL build quality middle class (MAYBE upper mid class?) ugly AF house in a trash Southern city. Cracking garage floor with water seeping. Roof falling apart. Contractor left the state, has no legal recourse. Stuck. He will (does) have
huge bug problems, especially in the kitchen. You don't have water leaks in a rural southern house and not have roaches. And I mean big roaches aka, "palmetto bugs." Disgusting. I hope the local diners are charming bc you can't cook in that house. Plus he has to eat more now since he can't drink.
- Average looking girl which is fine except that she is severely mentally ill, responsible for the death of his cat, will likely be responsible for his death. Long history of stalking, obsession, unhinged jealousy, abusive and violent tendencies. Burned clothing. Stole items. A break-in with police involvement. A broken, ticking time bomb.
- Penis doesn't work (hence TRT)
- Society hates him. I mean hates him. Literally his pedophilia is not his worst trait in the eyes of the average person. People in his milieu/comedy/entertainment hate him even more than the avg person. If you so much as talk to Ant as a comic, you'll have to answer for it later in your career.
- He's always loved tech. Tech 101 has passed him by to the point where he can't build a good studio, which can easily be done for under $20k. He just can't pull it off. Now takes great pleasure in desktop-building with the help of pcpartpicker like a 13 year old on Reddit. Refers to some pc builds as "girly" and others as "masculine" unironically.
- Streams online, couple dozen ppl watching. Most trolling him, other palpably insane ppl talking abt black crime or "remember that one bit..."
- So ugly, so sickly-looking, causes physical pain for those who see him either up-close or in HD
- If he gets a good buzz, he dies. No third option. He's sober for life. His entire coping mechanism for a life of severe anxiety is gone. Tries to counteract with low BP since his heart barely pumps. IS NOT A GOOD TRADE OFF.
- Lived through one of greatest real estate growth cycles in US history, loses money on his mansion. Must maintain perception of guy who is high IQ/understands money, investing, etc.
- Only refuge/cope is, "hey...I don't regret it...it was a pisser!"
- Financial talk is now stuff my retired plumber grandfather might brag and/or complain about. Low electric bills...but 10K to get the water drainage fixed what in the HELL??? Accidentally revealed that he's not just lost money, but is in an income bracket closer to a self-employed tradie than anyone who was in the actual Jewish entertainment industry.
- Is so confused, stupid, and befuddled by money that he recently bragged about his net worth to an E girl LIVE (huge risk unless you've got it like that, right?). He showed her the balance, and the bimbo said "I have more." He stared at the ground. OOOOOOOF. I'm guessing he showed her somewhere between 1-3 million.
I tried to enjoy Fatrick stuff and failed. He bores me. Ant will always be my favorite lolcow of all time, but there is really nothing left to work with. I think just detailing exactly where he is is probably the most fun we can have with ole Ant at this point. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
