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Why do black people wash chicken with dish soap?

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
I managed restaurants years ago and holy shit do black people do all kinds of weird shit involving food. They will ask for glasses of hot water to wash the silverware, water with a ton of lemons and sugar packets to avoid paying for a refillable soda, want everything burned to a crisp - “well well well done” - and then of course eat everything and claim it was awful and they refuse to pay for it. No tipping is just the tip of the iceberg for what they do in a restaurant.

Still the worst ever was this black lady that came in with her 3 kids 20 minutes before we closed and openly bragged and laughed that she was going to make everyone stay late so they can’t go home on time and spent an hour at her table. When it came time to pay her card came up declined. She was a walking stereotype of why people in the restaurant industry hate serving black people.
 
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LiberalPussy

It tastes good. Same reason British people don't wash the soap off their dishes, it's the closest to seasoning they get. Don't argue with me, it's a thing. Google it before you bust out the skull shape graphics
White people literally invented seasoning. You apes were sitting on that shit forever and didn’t know what to do with it other than disguising how you were trying to disguise spoiled meat.
 
It tastes good. Same reason British people don't wash the soap off their dishes, it's the closest to seasoning they get. Don't argue with me, it's a thing. Google it before you bust out the skull shape graphics

Is that really why they do it, for the taste of dish soap? I’m not doing a bit, is that really why? I assumed it was some kind of unnecessary urban myth about food hygiene. I’m not above stupid rituals like that, I refuse to cross anybody on the stairs because it’s bad luck.
 

TorpidSloth

34 but I fail to see why age would give me the insight into what might compel someone into washing chicken with hand soap.
At your age I was married with 2 young sons and was running a viable business. Even if I'd been single, childless and wage-slave employed, the retarded culinary practices of ghetto negroes would not have occupied my Saturdays for a moment. You can do better.
 
At your age I was married with 2 young sons and was running a viable business. Even if I'd been single, childless and wage-slave employed, the retarded culinary practices of ghetto negroes would not have occupied my Saturdays for a moment. You can do better.
He's been shunned by society for being a weirdo/creep so this is his only form of social interaction. There's currently a 4-page thread on the front page about he's a child molester
 
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