Why bother going out?

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If he ever decided to actually be "Patrick Tomlinson, the guy who stands up to the obnoxious drunk at the bar", someone would grab his shitty laptop in a drunken rage and smash that thing on the ground.

That's what alcohol does to drunks. It doesn't make them submissive and terrified of the clear alpha dog, it makes them angry and prone to throw your laptop like a frisbee.

Also note that if there’s an “obnoxious drunk at the bar” they will NOT back down because some fat idiot talks tough. Pat is so detached from reality he thinks everything is just like the movies where the hero tells the loud bar drunk some one liner and the drunk backs down. Every drunk feels ten feet tall if they are being loud and no matter their size will try something with someone telling them to stop. Pats lie that he defuses these potential bar fights by asking the drunk to fight him and it magically ends there is hilarious. Plus he’s very fat and stupid.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is totally that obnoxious customer that has to tell the bartender everything. " Im writing a book", " I was in a Time article", " Im suing internet trolls.". The type that talks loud on the phone to sound important and makes sure everyone around him can hear his side of the conversation and what a mover and shaker he is. He thinks he will impress people but they just roll their eyes and call him pathetic. He has no respect for anyone around him. Its all about pat and everyone should cater to him.

He doesnt realize he is taking money out of these bartenders pocket just by all the room he takes up yet he tries to act like he is fighting for the working man to have a living wage. He has to have that front row seat in front of TV for most of the afternoon for maybe a $20 tip when they could have made at least 3x that off of regular customer flow. He wants to sit there and play dice games for free drinks while eating full meals and sipping tea in between wheat beers. Grab a fucking table if you are going to camp out all day like a bum in a mcdonalds.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Also note that if there’s an “obnoxious drunk at the bar” they will NOT back down because some fat idiot talks tough. Pat is so detached from reality he thinks everything is just like the movies where the hero tells the loud bar drunk some one liner and the drunk backs down. Every drunk feels ten feet tall if they are being loud and no matter their size will try something with someone telling them to stop. Pats lie that he defuses these potential bar fights by asking the drunk to fight him and it magically ends there is hilarious. Plus he’s very fat and stupid.

The reality is literally the picture. People stay away from him. The staff knows him, and are polite because he probably tips moderately so it doesn’t hurt them to have a regular who’s there during the day. That’s it. He sits on Twitter, occasionally talks to the staff about something (as we saw in the call), and orders food. Nothing else. Occasionally someone might ask him what he’s doing but he probably starts speaking too much when the other person just wanted a quick summary. They then walk away and pat continues telling the stlakers their life is coming to an end. The life of Fat Rick S Tomlinson.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I bet nobody dislikes Rick more than the staff at Hooligans. Imagine this fat faced retard posting up at your dive bar and trying to hand sell his shitty books to the working class hicks who just want to get drunk.

Another Fatrick Fail, he’s such an idiot he doesn’t realize a sports bar would be the worst place to try and sell a sci fi book to its customers. Nobody goes to a bar to buy a book! Also it adds to the staff hating him even more since not only is he selfish with hogging up the bar seats but now he’s bothering customers trying to sell some paper back bullshit. I’ve never seen such an autistic person.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Can someone edit out his mouth so it looks like his two chins make a big Homer Simpson mouth?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Someone pointed out Pat sees himself as some sitcom character like on Cheers where he’s “that guy” at the bar like he’s unique. Of course in reality he’s “that guy” at the bar people hate seeing and try their best to avoid. I bet the bartenders even politely suggest he should get a table since he looks like an idiot but Pat doesn’t get the hint. EVERYONE MUST SEE HIM WITH HIS VERY IMPORTANT LAPTOP! I bet he even considers himself a celebrity and those at the bar are lucky to be in his very special presence.

 

[Midian9876]

It just pisses me off he has to sit at the bar occupying prime real estate for a bartender.

on occasion I’ll get bored and swing by my local bar/restaurant over lunch and bring my laptop for work. I grab a booth or table and sit solo and not look like a complete fucking asshole

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Plugging behind the bar is the greatest sin. Like the place owes him a fucking favor for being a regular. Don't know how the bartenders don't smash a bottle on his head when he asks if they could juice him up

 

[Easily_Remembered]

It's difficult to tell what he's doing in this picture .... is he thanking a little bird for 300 IP addresses, or is he reminding some asshats of who the fuck he is, and why it's ill advised to stand up? Maybe he's just unleashing his follower horde

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Plugging behind the bar is the greatest sin. Like the place owes him a fucking favor for being a regular. Don't know how the bartenders don't smash a bottle on his head when he asks if they could juice him up

The only time is maybe ok letting a customer plug in behind the bar is if it’s a cute girl and she’s charging her phone. Only because it will hopefully get guys to the bar and buy drinks / tip. Any other time is just asshole behavior. It’s a bar, it’s not an airport! Phone at least is reasonable under certain situations but should not be abused. Fatty doesn’t get the hint that NOBODY does what he’s doing. There’s “read the room” but this is just extremely selfish behavior because you’re taking up valuable space and now the bartender has to work around his bull shit. Don’t forget he will also put his disgusting hat on the bar instead of on his head where it belongs. Everything about him is awful, not one redeemable quality,

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I've seen somebody in 'Pat position' at the bar mouth-off to someone, & they just pulled the barstool out from the bottom & dumped them on the floor. It was beautiful!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I've seen somebody in 'Pat position' at the bar mouth-off to someone, & they just pulled the barstool out from the bottom & dumped them on the floor. It was beautiful!

A story to tell the grandkids. Timeless really.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I've seen somebody in 'Pat position' at the bar mouth-off to someone, & they just pulled the barstool out from the bottom & dumped them on the floor. It was beautiful!

He really thinks people believe if there’s an obnoxious drunk who is looking for a fight all tough guy Pat has to do is challenge them to take it outside and the drunk quickly backs down. Because everyone knows a rowdy drunk looking for a fight will always back down and hide if some fat baby Huey actually challenges them. He really believes life is just like the movies. What an insane person, no wonder if wife won’t even hang out with him.

 

[EraGodless]

Also note that if there’s an “obnoxious drunk at the bar” they will NOT back down because some fat idiot talks tough. Pat is so detached from reality he thinks everything is just like the movies where the hero tells the loud bar drunk some one liner and the drunk backs down. Every drunk feels ten feet tall if they are being loud and no matter their size will try something with someone telling them to stop. Pats lie that he defuses these potential bar fights by asking the drunk to fight him and it magically ends there is hilarious. Plus he’s very fat and stupid.

Pat "Dalton" Tomlinson

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Remember those stories he’s told about how he’s friends with everyone at the bar and every time some COLLEGE BRO starts being a douche they’re all laughing together before Action Pat gets up to set him straight? They seem extra plausible with the context these pictures bring.

 

[stinks]

i know exactly what type of customer he is... the loserest of the losers. he probably tips well to have the bartenders put up with/listen to his pathetic ass

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Maybe it's time for Dr Steve to have a look at his disgusting neck gunt. It looks like it's full of fluid.

Fat boy is below Dr. Steve's station and that's saying something. Dr Steve tried to help di

 

[Pat’s 4th Chin]

Since him and drunk Niki fucked in the parking lot after a brewers game, I wonder if they ever fucked in the lot at hooligans after a night of meatloaf and shitty beer