Why bother going out?

[42069]

Look at how ugly and miserable these two Midwestern rubes are. They aren’t interacting with anyone in person. They could order the food from home and spend a quarter of the price on booze.Oh that’s right Pat wants someone to ask him what he’s doing so he pays the hooligans staff to humor him

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

What a fine and happy looking couple. I'm sorry you're so miserable that you need to project it onto others, sweaty.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I wonder if he plagiarised dialogue from the patrons there? I'd love to help them with any lawsuit they may have. (once we're done, of-course)

 

[guest]

That's not cunt muncher though. Just some other Flyover Frump

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Midwestern dive bars are only there so the fat locals can hook up with other depressed drunkards and have pale hairy lardass sex.

 

[UnPRePared]

You could scrub dishes with that fucked hair of his.

 

[TokenX]

Superspreader scum.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Looks like Pat bought some just for men to cover up the grey since we like to point it out that he’s old and fat. Plus being an asshole who brings a laptop to bar isn’t enough, he has to also bring a mouse that isn’t needed.

 

[Coonskin]

His face is beat red. More likely eat red

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Maybe it's time for Dr Steve to have a look at his disgusting neck gunt. It looks like it's full of fluid.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

If he ever decided to actually be "Patrick Tomlinson, the guy who stands up to the obnoxious drunk at the bar", someone would grab his shitty laptop in a drunken rage and smash that thing on the ground.

That's what alcohol does to drunks. It doesn't make them submissive and terrified of the clear alpha dog, it makes them angry and prone to throw your laptop like a frisbee.

 

[ISO__JOE]

I bet nobody dislikes Rick more than the staff at Hooligans. Imagine this fat faced retard posting up at your dive bar and trying to hand sell his shitty books to the working class hicks who just want to get drunk.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Mama Raven's very slim and not-at-all combed forward little nothing hair poof.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

If that's Nikki, she's sitting awfully far apart from him.

Also, nice pre divorce getting ready to hit the market highlights, not stupid

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

That's not Niki - there are no sunglasses on her head.

 

[42069]

If that's Nikki, she's sitting awfully far apart from him.

Also, nice pre divorce getting ready to hit the market highlights, not stupid

No it’s just some miserable cunt

 

[guest]

Nice dye job on your Mario Bros turnip poof, stupid.

 

[PeteRose]

Superspreader scum.

fat slob should be forced to quit his jo... oh wait

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Looks like Pat bought some just for men to cover up the grey since we like to point it out that he’s old and fat. Plus being an asshole who brings a laptop to bar isn’t enough, he has to also bring a mouse that isn’t needed.

This is what enrages me the most about the laptop. He is intentionally taking up more space for no logical reason. If you’re a writer the letter keys should be the only thing you really need. Anything else the pad will do just fine. He’s either copy/pasting to plagiarize more content, or he’s just surfing the web. Things he could do with his phone. He’s just being fat and obnoxious. Also, maybe I’m just old school but if I see people sitting AT the bar on their phone (let alone a fucking laptop) I think they’re faggots. Get a table by yourself. You’re supposed to talk to to people at the bar. Not tweet, faggot.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is what enrages me the most about the laptop. He is intentionally taking up more space for no logical reason. If you’re a writer the letter keys should be the only thing you really need. Anything else the pad will do just fine. He’s either copy/pasting to plagiarize more content, or he’s just surfing the web. Things he could do with his phone. He’s just being fat and obnoxious. Also, maybe I’m just old school but if I see people sitting AT the bar on their phone (let alone a fucking laptop) I think they’re faggots. Get a table by yourself. You’re supposed to talk to to people at the bar. Not tweet, faggot.

It shows what a massive selfish asshole he is, he sets up at the bar and takes up multiple spots with all his bullshit. His dirty laptop, mouse, power cord, bag/back pack, and even his gross hat all end up taking valuable bar space. Bar seats should be a mix of turn and burn and groups ordering multiple drinks and food.

Of course zero self awareness Pat needs to feel special and wants the whole bar to see the very important boy with his laptop in hopes it will impress others and get people talk to him. It shows he doesn’t care about the bar staff having to be stuck with this fat idiot that orders maybe 2-3 drinks followed by tea and water but sits in a prime location for hours. It shows how insecure and insanely needy he his for attention and is the type of behavior that makes customers avoid the bar or the whole place in general. If I had a local bar that odds are has a weirdo with a lap top at the bar scaring people away I would never go there.