Who's your favorite character from the Patrick Extended Universe?

[Random username]

Guy with roc chu wife. Liz Clark close Second. She surface on the net like the whale she is yet?

 

[guest]

Blappy. Man was the among the first to call out Fat Ass on his shit, and was Chad enough to not follow Jiggle Tits on social media, despite Pat declaring his unabiding love for him.

Really? Where have we seen Blappy talking about Pat?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Really? Where have we seen Blappy talking about Pat?

Just the one Blappy story, where he rose from his intoxicated slumber to actually correct Pat - the most unforgivable of sins in XXL Tolkiensien's world.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Just the one Blappy story, where he rose from his intoxicated slumber to actually correct Pat - the most unforgivable of sins in XXL Tolkiensien's world.

That was a completely made-up story though. At least the stuff about getting the leaf wrong on the Canadian flag and Blappy going ape shit. Not only does it sound like a typical Pat made-up story, it's literally the only time he's ever "admitted" he was wrong about anything (no matter how trivial), so there's no way it's true.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

That was a completely made-up story though. At least the stuff about getting the leaf wrong on the Canadian flag and Blappy going ape shit. Not only does it sound like a typical Pat made-up story, it's literally the only time he's ever "admitted" he was wrong about anything (no matter how trivial), so there's no way it's true.

That's a damn solid point.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That idiot from an unknown band was funny, he was some fat dope from LA in a shit band that tried talking tough. He said there was NO WAY Pat signed away his daughter because no good father would ever do that only to be shown Pat is a piece of shit. He responded like a true bitch and tried to hide it as “well, it’s not a big deal he sighed away his daughter. Those things happen” instead of realizing Pat is true trash.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Who was the faggot who told us to abnigate or he would troll us again?

No question the best nicknames are "Penny Eater" and "Abnegate Tranny"

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

James Buckley and his ugly mail order wife, easily. A second might be the white man who’s actually black because he’s Caribbean or something? His expression was so incredibly smug it was funny.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Let’s also not forget his legal team that makes Lionel Hutz look like Clarence Darrow.

- Carrie Goldberg, who lost badly to Weinstein
- Carrie Goldberg’s nose, which can accurately be used as a sundial from space
- Wine lawyer with the trollop sister
- The construction lawyerette
- Stavros Milhouse Jewname

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

That puffy rock woman thing on the mobility scooter. I don't know, I like the low hanging fruit.

 

[Phish]

That puffy rock woman thing on the mobility scooter. I don't know, I like the low hanging fruit.

 

[Midian9876]

Uncle Paul Weimar

 

[DidIStudder]

I'm so sorry, Paul

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Just the one Blappy story, where he rose from his intoxicated slumber to actually correct Pat - the most unforgivable of sins in XXL Tolkiensien's world.

In this case it wasn't an unforgivable sin because it didn't happen - it was a Tomlinson that he made up for one of his shitty blog posts.

Blappy probably wasnt too keen on being used as a pawn in Fatso's fantasy where people snap back from a drunken stupor to deliver a perfectly-crafted ad-libbed line.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

I'm all in with the Rakdaddy. Their homosexual convention motel relationship always makes me happy.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

"Alice Dawn Phelan"

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