Who's your favorite character from the Patrick Extended Universe?

[guest]

My favorite character is Kim Folds.

Ms. Folds is known as "madam clerk" within the Milwaukee Court System. She is Judge Carl Ashley's ride-or-die. You might also remember her Zoom conference mood lighting.

Kim loves hosting dinner for her man on a Friday night. She cooks you dinner: a juicy medium rare strip steak, sweet potatoes, and spicy maple collard greens. After dinner, the party moves to the living room. Kim pours you Courvoisier on the rocks and puts Isley Brothers on the hi-fi.

You know it's gonna be a great night...

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[stealthygeek]

I miss Liz Clarke. His main side kick being a What's Eating Gilbert Grape fatty while emulating his Honey Chile act was so hilarious.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The best part about Liz Clarke was the spinoff LizClarkeEats, which made its way into an actual court document.

 

[UnPRePared]

The Man With The Pringles Can... IN HIS PANTS.

He's the most redeeming one of this whole facade of hell, short of Ade. He:

- legit fell for her

- took her out of an unhealthy situation

- took in a child that wasn't his by blood (despite the backhanded excuses from Pork Chitlins) and raised her as his very own

- brought two more beloved children into this world

- is still a family with these children and Ade

Petunia Pig, if Jon is such a piece of shit, why does he always look so happy? Why does the family look so happy? Why are you so bad at this?

WHY CAN'T YOU BEHAVE!?!

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'm all-in with the Louise Mensch, was hoping she'd get more involved 'cus she'd actually be a worthy adversary. She's past her prime but used to be hot, & she's batshit crazy so we could really get some gold from dat bitch. If there's such a thing as a 'chaos agent' then she's it; photographed with Milo but known for anti-Trump conspiracy theories so extreme that even the anti-Trump press had to retract.

Posh gal formerly from UK who's definitely bi-polar & likes to do drugs

 

[TorqueWheeler]

If only we knew who he really is.

 

[UnPRePared]

If only we knew who he really is.

Or who he ate.

That... That's terrible, I'm sorry (RIP Steve C)

 

[guest]

Pretty sure his name is David Buckley but basically the guy who called us all incels, the someone found a picture of his Asian wife whose face looks like she was at ground zero during the atomic bombing of Nagasaki

 

[UnPRePared]

Pretty sure his name is David Buckley but basically the guy who called us all incels, the someone found a picture of his Asian wife whose face looks like she was at ground zero during the atomic bombing of Nagasaki

Oh God, you're right.

I didn't even join in on the bashing, but I hate to admit your guys lines had me rolling.

Gosia was not happy with me that night.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Nicole Ways. I didn’t know it was possible for a woman with a slim figure to look as lost in a bikini as she does in a court zoom meeting. Props for always having a vacant stare.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Or who he ate.

That... That's terrible, I'm sorry (RIP Steve C)

The picture that showed me Tapatio hot sauce guy wasn’t just an idealized portrait of a Mexican Pepper farmer

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

The best part about Liz Clarke was the spinoff LizClarkeEats, which made its way into an actual court document.

Thank you, I’m sure the progenitor of LizClarkeEats would be flattered.

Liz is also my favorite side character because she burned so hot in her week in the barrel, then completely deleted her fat self from the internet.

Surrendered like a big fat Frenchman. Somehow smells worse though.

 

[Raymond]

Not the question, but my least favorite is Brinton.

Penny Eater brought the most joy to this community. That smile makes you look past his friendship with Rick.

 

[GiveItAResto]

I'm all-in with the Louise Mensch, was hoping she'd get more involved 'cus she'd actually be a worthy adversary. She's past her prime but used to be hot, & she's batshit crazy so we could really get some gold from dat bitch. If there's such a thing as a 'chaos agent' then she's it; photographed with Milo but known for anti-Trump conspiracy theories so extreme that even the anti-Trump press had to retract.

Posh gal formerly from UK who's definitely bi-polar & likes to do drugs
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Slutty little minx. Idk if I read it or imagined it but she cheated on her ex husband or something

 

[HotDogJoe]

The best part about Liz Clarke was the spinoff LizClarkeEats, which made its way into an actual court document.

One of the biggest laughs I've had from this place was when I saw JOECUMIAHUFFSDIAPERS named as one of the John Does in the court documents.

 

[Mikekeke]

Louise Mensch, she tagged US Army Cyberwarfare, Interpol, and the FBI on twitter over the Your Pal Rick S. Tomlinson account in all seriousness.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I think James "Spuds" Buckley might be my favorite member of the Fat Pack.

Came out guns blazing until someone found a picture of his sold-as-is, dented-can, clearance rack Mama San and then retreated back into the jungle.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I think James "Spuds" Buckley might be my favorite member of the Fat Pack.

Came out guns blazing until someone found a picture of his sold-as-is, dented-can, clearance rack Mama San and then retreated back into the jungle.

She was hungry! Rocks don’t grow on trees.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I think James "Spuds" Buckley might be my favorite member of the Fat Pack.

Came out guns blazing until someone found a picture of his sold-as-is, dented-can, clearance rack Mama San and then retreated back into the jungle.

It really was adorable how fast he turtled up. He was so brazen when he first stumbled upon this place too.

"I see the incel comment got to you. I'm quite proud of that"....a few hours later, pictures of the rock biter appeared and were posted everywhere and old spuds immediately locks down his Twitter, never to be heard from again.

Patty could learn a thing or two from him.

 

[guest]

El Tigre himself, coked up Peña. And it’s not close.