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Who is the most pathetic of the Pat adjacent characters (The Wack Pat)
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Reminder Paul is still cooler than Dan Mullen
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"This one has bones in it"
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I got to give props to Hildy
he has sex with an ugly woman
that's pretty fucking based
he has sex with an ugly woman
that's pretty fucking based
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Has to be Shane for me. At least Paul manages to stay employed and has a Pity Posse there to say "I'm so sorry" to him whenever he whines online. Shane is an actual derelict who still pretends he works for the FBI and was very important at Microsoft despite now living in utter squalor, using homeless people dentists and paying the most disgusting creature on earth to be his girlfriend.
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I voted Paul, but only because this character was missing:
- Autistic
- Dumb
- Ugly
- Will die a virgin unless someone hires a prostitute for him, and even then he probably couldn't do anything
- Societal leech
- So forgettable nobody even thought about him even though he's the clear winner
- Likes volcanos
- Etc., Etc.
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Guess Who??
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Eric Hildeman. There is nothing more pathetic than dedicating time to defend a fat loser like Pat and putting your whole family in the targets of the pests and Pat still wouldn’t call him a friend.
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Paul has one thing in his life that brings him joy and they sold him out to the CCP at the drop of a hat. And then he’s still going back to their convention this year to work for them for free. It doesn’t get more pathetic than that.
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Eric willingly inserted himself into an ongoing internet war for what? To chase clout. When shown any kind of evidence that Pat has brought all of this on himself and has always doubled/triples down, he acts like there’s nothing wrong. When shown the organization/community he wants to be in is rife with pedos, he clutched his pearls and said “Muh funeral pages”; equating a prank to being worse than men who lust after children. He’s just as transparent, delusional and bad faith as Rick is.
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I gotta go with Hildy. Not even Jackie has the unwarranted arrogance and pomposity of pedophile Eric Hildeman. He's a 50 old dork who works at Kohls, just got a fucking Star Trek tattoo, married to an ugly troll woman who shits herself, podcasts to less people than Dan, defends pedophilia, defends Pat, tried to infiltrate the board only to find out his sister is a prostitute, yet brags about his atheism and Mensa like he's the smartest, most enlightened person on earth. Easily one of the biggest faggots of all time. Not to mention his voice.
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He's such an idiot
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Nah, Penny Eater is out there eating everything, getting hammered, fucking troons and ignoring Patrick. Dude's living his life and having fun.
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Shane nokes is stalking me
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Weird, I just thought of him this week too. Wonder what he's up to. Faggot.
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hopefully shoving that starter pistol in it's mouth
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Lol I think I'm the one who found that photo. That one and the fedora one
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I voted for the USS Krill too. If she just had any self control or discipline, she could be a cute, quirky, art chick. Instead she’s a fat, asian LARPing, “disabled” who plagiarizes actual artists.
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No one could be more pathetic than Paul.