Who is the most pathetic of the Pat adjacent characters (The Wack Pat)

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

These are the saddest losers I could think of right away

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Hildy's sister. I can feel bad for her becoming a prostitute because hildy probably raped her age 2 till she aged out of his preference at 9. He still likely forced her to tongue his asshole after that but only to keep her in her place.

Brinton should probably be on the list too.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Shane because his illusions of power / grandeur are built on literally nothing. Even Paul can brag that he’s got a job.

Shane is also angry ALL THE TIME. You’d think someone who’s allowed to exist by the good graces of the rest of society would be more grateful to the world around him instead of constantly raging at things he couldn’t possibly hope to change

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Shane because his illusions of power / grandeur are built on literally nothing. Even Paul can brag that he’s got a job.

Shane is also angry ALL THE TIME. I can’t imagine how it must feel being a bottom of the barrel ineffectual parasite being mad at the world at all times while being incapable of changing literally anything because I’m a broke, unemployed mentally ill FAGGOT

He recently claimed the whole global crowd strike outage would not have happened if he was still working for Microsoft. Guy is all kinds of deranged.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Hildy's sister. I can feel bad for her becoming a prostitute because hildy probably raped her age 2 till she aged out of his preference at 9. He still likely forced her to tongue his asshole after that but only to keep her in her place.

Brinton should probably be on the list too.

Brinton is a loser but not nearly as much as the rest of these people. He at least graduated law school and had a job. Also rich parents

 

[captain_kamala]

Hildy is pretty bad because he started all these clubs for losers because he's lonely. Plus a podcast no one listens to.

 

[Dog Eater]

We all know Paul is going to win despite having a full time job.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Betsy should be on there. I voted for Paul but in a poll with multiple pederasts there's more than one right answer. But Betsy is a spoiled cunt that clearly had means growing up and hasn't used any of them to better herself or get a life of her own. She's just a big fuck pig that trots about town thinking she's hot cuz some retarded incel venmos her a buck or two every few months in exchange for a message or two on a failed only fans page. Shes zaftig is what I'm getting at.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Raven and Tipsy Tom are pretty pathetic, just look at the shit apple they made

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I wish I could still add a choice, I was just reminded of abnegate tranny. I guess selecr other if you want to choose than deranged man in a dress

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I wish I could still add a choice, I was just reminded of abnegate tranny. I guess selecr other if you want to choose than deranged man in a dress

Abner Gates

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Paul. His own mother called him a coward and then fucked off this mortal coil. What a fucking BATTLE AXE

 

[NoBacon]

Nokes hands down

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

No Ooga Booga?
I voted Shane because I hate him, not as much as Ooga but it's close.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Shane because his illusions of power / grandeur are built on literally nothing. Even Paul can brag that he’s got a job.

Shane is also angry ALL THE TIME. You’d think someone who’s a boy allowed to exist by the good graces of the rest of society would be more grateful to the world around him instead of constantly raging at things he couldn’t possibly hope to change

Don't forget his casual Friday wedding wear and catcher's mitt sized facemask

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Bill

 

[DominusOdium]

Voted for Heidi, as she's the only one I feel actual pity for.

Paul gets off on being a pathetic loser people shower with pity. Shane is a butterknife fucking psychotic who might actually be dangerous if he wasn't so ineffectual and unable to walk very far without getting winded.

Jackie is a con artist whose entire career is built on being a shitskin with a cunt. Hildy is r/atheism embodied.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

No Ooga Booga?
I voted Shane because I hate him, not as much as Ooga but it's close.

In a fair world ooga would be swatting flies and eating dirt cookies until a lethal sinus infection takes him to the great safari in the sky, but in this one he's being jetsetted around the world by white guilt fags so they can invent awards for him and worship at the feet of the greatest living writer who has only written 2 short stories in a decade. He's truly a Kang in this wack pack.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Don't forget his casual Friday wedding wear and catcher's mitt sized facemask

Those photos really show what kind of selfish asshole he is, it was his sisters wedding and he dressed like a groundskeeper. Funny he has work boots while being unemployed on disability. Had to have everyone see his very special Star Trek face mask and ruin the wedding pictures. I bet he didn’t even get her a gift or gave money but took full advantage of the food and drink being served.

 

[Confused White Kid]

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