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I do that too, twice a year, or so....I end up feeling like shit afterwards, since I've been like 40. When I was younger I could eat it without consequence, now it kills me lol.Hi Fat. I'm richer than you by such a degree that it would make you vomit. I hate bragging but you should know that. I'm also 3 years younger than you, happily married with a wonderful family and I grew up in London, went to a school that's about 300 years older than America and enjoyed the kind of well-travelled and cultured upbringing that you wish you could say you had.
I had a meeting this morning and then, on the drive back to my office, I stopped at a McDonald's drive-thru and got a sausage and egg mcmuffin meal and an extra sausage mcmuffin on top of the order. It was fucking delicious. I try not to eat them often, because I don't want to look like you, but just to let you know that someone like me, everything you wish you were (wealthy, settled, British, urbane), enjoyed micky D's today. You're not fooling anyone, you try-hard snob.