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Who is ACTUALLY responsible for the swaTTings?

Who dun swatted the piggyboy?

  • Diana Orbani, calling from her Navy ship

    Votes: 17 21.3%
  • Shane Nokes with a butterknife up his ass

    Votes: 11 13.8%
  • Daniel Kurlan, doing it for da show

    Votes: 9 11.3%
  • Gregg "Opie" Hughes, enraged after seeing Bernell's murder that Pat stole his bit of hurting hobos

    Votes: 15 18.8%
  • Joe Cumia doing it on accident because he's a dumb boomer cow who can't work his phone

    Votes: 13 16.3%
  • Danny Ross because Jewish

    Votes: 22 27.5%
  • Norm's ghost. The real one, not that faggot Eric Hildeman

    Votes: 10 12.5%
  • That faggot Eric Hildeman

    Votes: 16 20.0%
  • Nikkki, trying to get Pat killed so she can get his life insurance and avoid another bankruptcy

    Votes: 34 42.5%
  • Turd, stuntboy for the Mancow Morning Madhouse

    Votes: 22 27.5%

  • Total voters
    80

LockedHDD__Pot

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I actually avoided this place and the last iteration immediately after Reddit because I was convinced it was the forum. When I interviewed Josiah I was being ironic pretending to believe Pat was swatting himself until about half way into the interview and I had to go "wait, what?"
your subversion of fellow brothermen has lost you a donation towards a months rent, consider who your friends are next time,

& Quasi / Josiah do interviews? I'll subvert to shit of those for my main channel
 

Turk February

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your subversion of fellow brothermen has lost you a donation towards a months rent, consider who your friends are next time,

& Quasi / Josiah do interviews? I'll subvert to shit of those for my main channel
Josiah was easier to get than Dan Mullen. Quasi is a more mysterious figure and will only do interviews under the name "Kittystyle" and talk about his childhood getting bullied and beaten in Denmark - wait a mind, that wasn't quasi. That was just Kittystyle!
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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You guessed it, Frank Stallone
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It took about 50 SWATs before police determined that the suspect was Alan Filion, user Torswats on Telegram, and that was because of his involvement in many other swattings. Police still don't know who was ordering them from Alan.

However, after only the first police response, the MPD did confirm that Pat was not responsible in any way for that or any future calls. As such, he cannot possibly be the person calling in welfare checks that Pat is branding as "SWATTs" in coincidence with his lawsuit against the MPD for said police responses.

My guess is also Turd.
 

RobertMewler

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It took about 50 SWATs before police determined that the suspect was Alan Filion, user Torswats on Telegram, and that was because of his involvement in many other swattings. Police still don't know who was ordering them from Alan.

However, after only the first police response, the MPD did confirm that Pat was not responsible in any way for that or any future calls. As such, he cannot possibly be the person calling in welfare checks that Pat is branding as "SWATTs" in coincidence with his lawsuit against the MPD for said police responses.

My guess is also Turd.
Turd!???
 

DominusOdium

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Turd!? Are you ready bud?

15....20.....25...

Turd's giving us the countdown as he makes fake swatting calls to Patrick Tomlinson

30.....35.....40....

A long list of IP addresses is being collected, cmon Turd

45...50....

He's approaching the final punch!

51.....52....ARRRRRGGFFHHHHHHHAAAAARGGGGHHHHH *click*

TURD?! TURD BUDDY ARE YOU THERE? It sounded like he had peanut butter in his mouth at the end there... TURD!?
 

retard

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You missed the obvious: it's Jackie Singh. She's a former trollscene groupie and was absolutely desperate to pin Torswats on someone who was not responsible at all. She is worried that the trail of evidence leads back to her. She also inexplicably cozied up to the crime victim and involved herself in the investigation -- this is behavior frequently done by criminals. Tons of murder investigations have flagged suspects because they approached police and asked questions about the investigation. People get nervous about what could lead back to them, they want to know what is going on, so they involve themselves in it.

I am absolutely sure it is Jackie doing the swattings. She's guilty as hell.
 
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chewtoyrapist

Comin for that ass, nigga.
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You missed the obvious: it's Jackie Singh. She's a former trollscene groupie and was absolutely desperate to pin Torswats on someone who was not responsible at all. She is worried that the trail of evidence leads back to her. She also inexplicably cozied up to the crime victim and involved herself in the investigation -- this is behavior frequently done by criminals. Tons of murder investigations have flagged suspects because they approached police and asked questions about the investigation. People get nervous about what could lead back to them, they want to know what is going on, so they involve themselves in it.

I am absolutely sure it is Jackie doing the swattings. She's guilty as hell.
Counterpoint: she's retarded and there's no way she'd keep getting away with it. She didn't even know how to access tor using the brave browser (it's as easy as opening a private tab in any browser, in case you've never used it). Counter-counterpoint: you're probably right and the FBI is just too lazy to do anything about her. Keep in mind they aren't even the ones who caught torswats, it had to be spoonfed to them by some PI hired by streamers.
 
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