Where you sittin? :/

[Patrick O'Neal]

 

[Total Tranny Death]

5. This is a no brainer

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

5. This is a no brainer

You want to sit next to the most hated man on planet earth?

 

[Total Tranny Death]

You want to sit next to the most hated man on planet earth?

I'd pay good money to have 10 hours to bully Fatso, and maybe get a hit of Plutonium from Mr. Putin and slip it into Fatty's mountain dew when he isn't looking

 

[Dog Eater]

8 would be most entertaining no doubt.

 

[Stent]

9 all day long. I get to hang out with Sue to learn some Cumia behind the scenes facts, kick Weimer's seat until he cries, and tell the stewardess that there's a gross smell behind me. Elon and me are giggling like school kids the whole trip.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

9 all day long. I get to hang out with Sue to learn some Cumia behind the scenes facts, kick Weimer's seat until he cries, and tell the stewardess that there's a gross smell behind me. Elon and me are giggling like school kids the whole trip.

it's a tough one between 8 & 9, but I think you convinced me

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

8 would be most entertaining no doubt.

Imagine willingly cornering yourself between nikocado's asshole and Jackie stinks pussy stench just for some "entertainment." sick fuck...
the answer is 3. I need to coom.
some champagne cocktails get flowing and I'm getting a double OTPHJ, if I get drunk enough they look like Jennifer Coolidge and Pam grier

 

[Phish]

9. Surrounded by the best. Wed be throwing peanuts across the isle at Pat and trying to convince sue to jerk us off. Wed be lofffin and lofffin. Id be telling Alex that Snackie is a deep state human pig chimera and trying to convince Elon to ban Pigs twitter account for hours.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Who's flying the plane?

 

[BigBeanFatty]

Next to Intern Noah. He's probably the least offensive smelling person on the plane. We'd sing Jewlia together for hours.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Who's flying the plane?

A black woman, or a man with one arm.

Your choice.

 

[BigSexyDaddy123]

9, easily. I'd get such a huge, throbbing, pulsating boner sitting next to Sue and taking in her scent that i might bust in my pants.

 

[captain_kamala]

I'm going with 2 for the riveting conversation

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

1's lack of popularity suggests this board is not as BASED as it likes to think.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Who's flying the plane?

Hopefully Mohamed Atta

 

[Turk February]

5. This is a no brainer

Someone who has had the middle seat on a 13 hour flight multiple times, this is a terrible decision.

 

[CuntFucker .]

5. This is a no brainer

I hate Putin. But if you started to speak fake Russian and acted like you were trashing Pat, Putin would definitely go with the bit.

 

[Brooke Shields]

 

[RobertMewler]

1's lack of popularity suggests this board is not as BASED as it likes to think.

Yeah, 1 is my choice. Tate probably has some funny stories and I'd also get to talk with Jon and get all the insider details about Pat's marriage with Adrienne.