When will Pat kick the bucket?

[Brooke Shields]

He's going to become a conservative hero by shooting up some highly conservative gathering further pushing for the right to take away guns from conservatives.

A classic.

 

[guest]

He keeps this up I honestly don't see him living much past 50. He's at that age where your doctor starts telling you you need to make some lifestyle changes, especially if you're still living--read: drinking--as if you're still in your 20s. My mother had hypertension and wasn't exactly rocking a thigh gap, and she died of a heart attack at 29, so I'm quite frankly surprised he's lasted this long, unless he's like Anthony and there's a secret heart attack in his past we don't know about. He whines and cries to the courts that evil vicious cyberstalkers are trying to kill him, it'll be his own shitty, poorly-maintained organs that ultimately do him in.

29! I'm sorry to hear that! My high school sweetheart lost her young mother during our sophomore year and it was brutal to watch her go through the grieving process.

Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers.