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What the fuck is this?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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You guys all think it's some funny bit I'm doing about being molested in my recurring nightmares. It's real. It's terrifying and that picture triggers me.

I've been working with a Paraguayan shaman who is teaching me the art of lucid dreaming so I can enter Weimer's dreams and rape him back. Mr. Ramon the shaman says that's how to break the cycle and send the demon back to hell.
 

fenrir

Holding hands in a circle of N-words
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You guys all think it's some funny bit I'm doing about being molested in my recurring nightmares. It's real. It's terrifying and that picture triggers me.

I've been working with a Paraguayan shaman who is teaching me the art of lucid dreaming so I can enter Weimer's dreams and rape him back. Mr. Ramon the shaman says that's how to break the cycle and send the demon back to hell.
Be assured, I take your dream rape very seriously, Abe...

...but if I could option your story for a movie I'm making with Horatio Sanz, I think we could make some bank.
 

Easily_Remembered

It looks like she don't have an ass crack lmao
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Ay Tone, I don't get it. Maybe I'm all fucked up in da head or sumthin. But you mean to tell me dis fuck took naked pictures of a little girl Dat wasn't even his dodder? And this mutha fucka's not in da joint? You want I should pay dis fruitcake a visit, Tone?"
 

DeadWithoutMyDavid

xe/xim/xey
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It's from Paul's brief stint guest hosting the Tonight Show in 1988. He's doing Johnny's signature golf swing for a promo shot.

Christ, you people jump to the worst conclusions immediately!
 
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