What did we find on the beach Today?

[Treat Yourself]

Say what you guys will but da Opester's autistic attempts at humor are endearing.

 

[Stent]

Less than 30 seconds. Just a taste of everyday Opester life.

Meanwhile, Nana has nothing but hours of yelling about people he never interacts with except when he looks in the mirror.

 

[Toast]

Another prime example of how men need to have a job/hobby or slowly go insane.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

In all seriousness, no bit. Is he separated? Why would you spend you time like this. It's summer vacation, you have kids, and you're playing with beach garbage at 7am.

My theory is that they are staying together for the kids until they graduate, but I have to think Opie also knows from all his former friends that it's better to let Lyndsie still live in the Hamptons on an allowance than to get divorce raped.

 

[Chapel]

Why cook your wife and children breakfast when you can get up, film multiple angles of a tampon applicator, import, edit it and upload it YouTube for 200 views?

In all seriousness, no bit. Is he separated? Why would you spend you time like this. It's summer vacation, you have kids, and you're playing with beach garbage at 7am.

The wife and kids probably tell him to go do retarded shit to get him out of their hair. Lynsi has Tyrone over whilst Opie makes attempt number 876,991 to go “ go viral”

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

He walked up to it, walked back, and then recorded the video of him, his footsteps are right there lol

 

[Professor Rape]

Say what you guys will but da Opester's autistic attempts at humor are endearing.

I really don't get him after all these years. Is he being purposely unfunny?

 

[Treat Yourself]

I really don't get him after all these years. Is he being purposely unfunny?

You haven't known guys like him? Nah, he's genuinely trying to be funny and he thinks he is because it's something he would laugh at. All those times Opie was disappointed when his shitty jokes got nothing were genuine confusion.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Why cook your wife and children breakfast when you can get up, film multiple angles of a tampon applicator, import, edit it and upload it YouTube for 200 views?

In all seriousness, no bit. Is he separated? Why would you spend you time like this. It's summer vacation, you have kids, and you're playing with beach garbage at 7am.

Keep seething faggot.

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

Say what you guys will but da Opester's autistic attempts at humor are endearing.

absolutely, that was a key aspect of the O&A dynamic, right gentlemen?

 

[DMAN]

Why cook your wife and children breakfast when you can get up, film multiple angles of a tampon applicator, import, edit it and upload it YouTube for 200 views?

In all seriousness, no bit. Is he separated? Why would you spend you time like this. It's summer vacation, you have kids, and you're playing with beach garbage at 7am.

Why would his kids be awake at 7am in the summer? At their beach house where they're obviously on vacation? Why would Opie be up that early? Shit, probably because his internal clock has him waking up for mornings everyday for like 15 years? AND he has a dog that needs walked and always features in his videos?

The more we talk about it, the MORE it makes sense that Opie would be out there doing this... Now explain YOUR role right here.

Why HAVE a wife and children to cook breakfast for... when you can just spend all day and night on a forum dedicated to bashing ALL your former bosses who fired your corny, unwanted ass.

You're not even good enough to be separated. You've NEVER secured a wife.

 

[DMAN]

After watching the clip in question, that was actually pretty good. It was simple but effective. Not sure what everyone is so confused about. The man saw a used tampon applicator and he loffed. Do you need help understanding why it's funny to laugh at piggish women and their leaking holes?

 

[lilconnorpeterson]

This shows a fundamental misunderstanding of what Opie is even trying to do. He's out there at his beauitful beach house producing some quick content because he enjoys doing it. His objective isn't to entertain Danny Ross.

That's like watching a guy who enjoys fly fishing and then criticizing him because you didn't find it entertaining to watch him cast. Plus, there are still a fair amount of people who want to take a peek at what the Opester is doing these days. So it's a win/win for everyone.

This. Opester is just living his best life.

 

[Not bad]

Less than 30 seconds. Just a taste of everyday Opester life.

Just a taste. Just a lil taste.

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

This shows a fundamental misunderstanding of what Opie is even trying to do. He's out there at his beauitful beach house producing some quick content because he enjoys doing it. His objective isn't to entertain Danny Ross.

That's like watching a guy who enjoys fly fishing and then criticizing him because you didn't find it entertaining to watch him cast. Plus, there are still a fair amount of people who want to take a peek at what the Opester is doing these days. So it's a win/win for everyone.

nah the opster has to pump up the numbers thats why hes doin it