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We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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We're down to only 1 fb profile pic now, for those keeping track
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Hey you enormous toothy cunt you should try crack maybe then you could drop some pounds and your man would give you as much attention as he gives me
Either that, gastric bypass, or suicide. Your choice.
 

DiarrheaDick

Get up here and shut up!
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We're down to only 1 fb profile pic now, for those keeping track
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Hey you enormous toothy cunt you should try crack maybe then you could drop some pounds and your man would give you as much attention as he gives me
Either that, gastric bypass, or suicide. Your choice.
Nice bay window curtain jacket, stupid.
 
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Libby Son Of Loin

WACTIONABLY WEATENING S-S-SUE WIGHTNING
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I hope this brings him back out of retirement. While the Dan and Muhammed posting has been going strong, Patposting has been dead for like what 48 hours? We need Shane to come give us the next crack hit. We running out of content for this week's NPS. We've only got material for like, 4.5 hrs
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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When he first appeared making his outlandish threats he clearly heard rock music in his head, thinking he was introducing himself as some kind of terrifying John Wick character.

Now he’s kiwifarms lolcow famous for being a big fat retard and loser days later.
 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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Hey Shane:

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It took Pat's thread well over a year to even reach 10 pages. The Kiwis only started giving a fuck about him after he filed his dumb lawsuit. Speaking of which, here is the future you've chosen:

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@admin, I wouldn't even bother with waiting until this thread reaches 99 pages, lock it now. Shane isn't worth it.
let the KF clean up crew have our sloppy seconds like usual
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Finally got a chance to go through some of his kiwi thread ( about half way). They are stoaked to have him. Some of his old posts from 10 years ago are the same posts he still uses today. Talking about " Me and my fiancee are just sitting here laughing at you". He said the same thing but with his girlfriend last week. Like they bond around laughing at getting trolled and he has been doing it in both his relationships like its totally normal and believable. I bet he switched to one of his other alt accounts to get his fix until the heat dies down on his main. He got awful quiet now that he has some new fans at the farms.
 
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