We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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Your wife's snatch fat is impenetrable

Fuck I gotta hand it to him, last line killed. I think I’m coming around to liking this guy. The not sperging thing is kind of becoming endearing. He’s kind of everything Pat isn’t, he’s not a crybaby, he’s not particularly a bully, and he seems to have thickish skin. The whole Microsoft police thing, eh who isn’t lying about something on the internet. That’s kind of the point of the internet, make yourself seem way better than you are in real life. Look at Patrick, his whole online persona is a lie, I don’t think he’s said anything true outside of he’s married to Niki and used to live in Florida. The bragging about disabilities and PTSD thing is a weird flex though Shane.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nobody said you had " impenetrable armor" stupid. Thats some gay shit pat would say.

 

[PorqueDealer]

I know he's a fat unemployed deadbeat but does he really have the time to read through all the OnA lore to try and identify everyone?
The forum has changed a few times and each time most people pick different usernames, as well as being able to change them easily now. Even with all the IRL names he can only tie a couple to actual forum users and they dgaf.
Italia has changed his username like 50 times since seth and its only because of his posting style that you know its him. That sort of thing cant be done in a few quick reads of the forum.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Wait till he figures out which one(s) of us is(are) Brian Gilgore. He's going to break the internet.

He's on the brink of figuring it out

 

[BigBeanFatty]

Wait. Justin Drown said he couldn’t make an account because he didn’t know the reference to create one. But he’s been SpaceEdge this whole time? So is Thomas Apostle in fact, the host of Obscura? I mean literally Apostle has been here since the beginning after he shit down the Subreddit. Mind blown that it’s in fact Justin Drown at the Edge of Space. And according to TampaBay.com who recently did a profile on him, Drown lives in Valrico, not Land O Lakes. Both are in Pasco County, that’s about all they have in common, lol.

There are tons of recordings of both their voices and they sound nothing alike. Fatboy didn't do his homework before blowing his load.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

There are tons of recordings of both their voices and they sound nothing alike. Fatboy didn't do his homework before blowing his load.

I’ve figured this whole time he’s posturing. Literally every knows Dan, Apostle, Canyon Boykin and Bam’s doxxes. They’re all in multiple threads and part of lore here. He probably thought Bam was literally a Kamala fan so he looked up her posts and found where Dan doxxed her back in November.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

I’ve figured this whole time he’s posturing. Literally every knows Dan, Apostle, Canyon Boykin and Bam’s doxxes. They’re all in multiple threads and part of lore here. He probably thought Bam was literally a Kamala fan so he looked up her posts and found where Dan doxxed her back in November.

I don't think I've gone a week without seeing Bam or Dan's dox, partially or in full, posted here. Most of the time by themselves.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’m gonna Gilgore Brian who’s on the Island that’s Long, with all the #CanyonFacts I’ve learned from Patrick!

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Of course he brings up crematoriums…

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[Duxbury Dave]

I’ve figured this whole time he’s posturing. Literally every knows Dan, Apostle, Canyon Boykin and Bam’s doxxes. They’re all in multiple threads and part of lore here. He probably thought Bam was literally a Kamala fan so he looked up her posts and found where Dan doxxed her back in November.

He'll never figure out Rahul Kumar.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I don't think I've gone a week without seeing Bam or Dan's dox, partially or in full, posted here. Most of the time by themselves.

He seems obsessed with Bams nudes. Is he jealous that Daniel William Mullen of Plymouth, Massachusetts got them for a mere Papa John’s gift card?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He'll never figure out Rahul Kumar.

And RAHUL was sued by his new Bestie PST for fawks sake.

Canyon and Kumar go to White Castle, but is it in Manhattan or in Columbus, Mississippi? Stayed tuned to Boykin the Rahul with me!

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

What will he do when he finds out our leader is a trans woman of color?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Zerocool Nokes figured that out all by himself after hours of searching the board. Guess we're all going to jail soon.

Edit: Does he think he's clever posting shit on Twitter that's common knowledge for anyone who's lingered longer here? Oooh. captain_kamala's real name is Leiah. Dan Mullen gave her some gift cards. Bruh, this was all posted on the board. It's not some super secret knowledge.

Not only posted on the board, there’s a whole episode of NPS dedicated to Bam and Pizza. I can’t believe for a minute he hasn’t used the second screen on his Surface Duo to watch NPS while perusing the board. There’s no way he could resist.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Nobody said you had " impenetrable armor" stupid. Thats some gay shit pat would say.

He directly linked to a thread with a picture of his dead mother and black cocks to prove you wrong.

 

[guest]

Pretty good crematorium joke. Maybe he was a CIA mercenary.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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He directly linked to a thread with a picture of his dead mother and black cocks to prove you wrong.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

He directly linked to a thread with a picture of his dead mother and black cocks to prove you wrong.

This guy keeps up with the board more closely than one of the top users.

 

[guest]

This guy blocked me twice on a single tweet. Pat probably told him that him and I were a couple and back off.

 

[Jenna]

ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR 0.87 K/D RATIO SHANE!

I don't play the Dark Souls type games, they are too hard for me Shane. I don't enjoy games that hard, kudos to those who do. Your turn. Admit you aren't good at Halo Infinite, it's obvious to everyone but please just bend this one knee for Jenna and I'll ironically defend you.