We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[SFWA liaison]

this guy seems really confident in the ability to send fatphobia felons to prison, Pat should reach out to him for advice!

 

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

I'm gomna dox this guy and post it on doxbin. He won't do anything about it. Then the real fun begins.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

"Everyone hates me but it's because of how great I am."

Just like Pat.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Remind me, genius. Is parody still legally protected in America? Cuz I just found this image on r/peoplewholooklikekidtouchers and saved it in a folder on my computer labeled newfatguy.

It's clearly a work of parody but I'd hate to find myself in trouble with the local constables over it. Please advise.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think he believes sending twitter reports is the same as making a police report

 

[Brooke Shields]

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Also note just about all of these tweets are reportable for being abusive, especially with all the threats he’s made just in the last two hours. Might be why he’s blocking

Also impersonating law enforcement

 

[Hudson]

Welp...looks like a new cast member has joined da show.

 

[Turk February]

It looks like an elaborate troll to me, but fuck it, I don't care if the mailbox is purely decorative, I'll still give it a kick.

 

[Duxbury Dave]

Watch this fat autistic fuck solve the swatting case.

 

[captain_kamala]

I got a job at a call center straight out of rehab in sober living. All the girlies there were in recovery too.
It was for at&t and I made $12 an hour. I was too autistic to go on the phones so they had me doing data entry.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Furburger fucked the wrong kid.

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Another fag that was raped as a kid. Being raped as a child is a moral failure and it says so much about how bad and gay the child is

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

This guy is a throwback to the "puppetmaster" neckbeard shit from the early 2000s. Kinda fitting considering this board software we're using. The whole "hahaha you've given me all i need. You've activated my trap card you see I've been playing you the whole time" is almost quaint now.

I hope he's got a flame suit on!
Remember when people would say getting flamed? Good times

 

[Turk February]

I honestly don't understand how you guys always get responses out of these people, they always just completely ignore me or block me

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Why is showing his health insurance card? Because it has a Microsoft logo on it?

To prove that he was so important at Microsoft they were willing to pay his enormous diabetes health insurance premiums.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

This guy is a plate full of "You dun goofed, I backtraced it" served with "actual tough guy" sauce and a side of law enforcement impersonation for dessert.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I don't want to be sent to prison so I will not call this guy a fat delusional retard any time soon!

 

[PorqueDealer]

I like this.
Shane is funny.
Shane is clueless, but funny.

Mike's impressed:
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Mike puts on a good set. Knows how to work the crowd.
I hope he has an alt here. That brotherman is owed many a rib.

 

[Meownaw]

This guy is a plate full of "You dun goofed. I backtracked it" with a side of "actual tough guy" and a pinch of law enforcement impersonation.

Hopefully he has the same fate. See because that guy is dead. Waddle doodle!

 

[bovinebrain]

Looks like Tommy Tomlinson’s got some competition for person with most different careers. He was at the Department of Labor too!

“I worked for the DoL so that means I know everything about jobs numbers and you know nothing. Never mind that I was the window sweep.”

He really likes to use his unverified cybersecurity experience as some kind of prison threat.

He was a special boy college genius at the age of 9!