We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[guest]

Its an odd cope tactic.

" You fell right into my trap. I already have type 2 diabetes . Jesus OnA guys are idiots"

Yeah I just realize he responds literally to jokes just as often as Lady Di did. You don’t think maybe this guy has Korsakoff?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

More nonsense

Nobody is “losing their shit” except you, fatso.

 

[SensibleKeks]

"I know what will show them, sharing MORE pictures of my morbidly obese girlfriend"
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Oh Shane... why were you taking pictures of cardboard cutouts of the ST cast?!? Fucking pathetic!!!! There were no celebrity meet and greets in person!!! Fake it until you make it, huh??

Sorry Shane but you Star Trek "credentials" are completely shreaded!!

 

[BigBeanFatty]

I like not even one person that follows him has liked any of these posts or even asked what the fuck he’s talking about. He’s been muted by everyone long ago.

He keeps his engagement down on purpose, you imbecile.

 

[Will Tate]

More nonsense
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Cool, you heard him, fellas, they love them, keep em comin!

 

[captain_kamala]

More nonsense
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She's a cool chick. Laughing at photos hops when she's not busy fucking niggers

 

[guest]

It's unfathomable. What is going on here? Where does her disgusting obese gunt end and her disgusting obese legs begin? Does it even matter? How does a human being (supposedly) get that fat?

Yeah I can clear that up, child:

She’s fat. It doesn’t matter because she’s fat. That’s the perfect question since it doesn’t matter, because she’s fat. Laziness and eating. There you go, child.

 

[Jenna]

Nice standing fatly near actors. $100 can buy a lot of Mountain Dew.

Saturday Night Gala Live? That reminds me of the Panera I work at.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nobody here cares if you are upset about it stupid. Its just entertainment for people here. If you find it funny then you understand this place is for mean spirited humor. If you can laugh at the jokes about you then you are one step better than pat.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

He's having fun, cool. Let him call us back in a year.

 

[Meownaw]

More nonsense

Nobody is “losing their shit” except you, fatso.
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How does the wife have more self awareness than Pat and this faggot? I almost feel bad about laughing at her but not really.

 

[Udders]

It seems he's a bit bent out of shape no one took his l33t haxx0r skills seriously. Who does that actually work on? Who could possibly take this adipose monster seriously?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Why even fucking bother taking pics when everyone has masks on? I bet you smiled with your masks on too.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Sarita appreciation thread for having a sense of humor

has he used the term "girlfriend" or is it like his cousin that he poses in pictures with to pretend he isn't a lonely cripple?

 

[guest]

More nonsense

Nobody is “losing their shit” except you, fatso.
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Ok. I like the wife. She can do better.

Oh. Girlfriend. Whatever. She looks like she has a good sense of humor. Almost. She’s all right with me.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Are we still going to prison, Shane? YOU SAID YOU PUT PEOPLE LIKE US IN PRISON!

 

[BigBeanFatty]

I like a woman who knows her way around a funnel cake.

 

[guest]

...anyway back to how her lumpy hairy FUPA smells like blue cheese

 

[OpiesReeetardDaughter]

Those people all muted you long ago
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I haven't seen anyone claim to be the 1st to troll him here, and given how obnoxiously water headed and fat he is, its natural to assume he is trolled constantly.

We do have a decent chance of being the last however, on account of his dangerously fatty liver amongst myriad of other obesity related ailments. Nice paupers grave, stupid.

 

[guest]

She's a cool chick. Laughing at photos hops when she's not busy fucking niggers

OK, she's a good (Humpty-Dumpty sized) egg