Well it’s official. Pat ruined Penguicon

[Slackjawed Cow]

There was a texter who texted him Sesame Street characters handing him his hard earned L s every day. I remember pat winning that battle by refusing to take them.

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

Boq's been hogging all the Ls lately.

 

[JebJoh]

Here is your L, take it pat.

I will not take it child, you’re going to prison.

Then the next number would text him and ask for all the Ls back.

 

[SFWA liaison]

well put whoever this is

 

[Lard Glug]

All his other ventures were complete busts, the texting didn’t cost him money and he thought it was making him the hero of his story. Airbnb on the other hand was making him close to $150 a week, he couldn’t afford to let your fun interfere with that.

$150 a week? That’s like a million dollars a year!

 

[FFWBTdad]

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Brian on the Brink already took down Rick's cousin....Josh Robert Tomlinson

 

[Juschippinyababe]

LOL get fucking rekt pig you fish mouthed cock sucker

 

[fuckwit]

I can't get over how in these photos he looks like a low-poly GoldenEye N64 character.

 

[Daddy Warbucks]

I can't get over how in these photos he looks like a low-poly GoldenEye N64 character.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

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No Job

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

No Job

Oddblob

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Oddblob

His father? Rodslob.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

No Job

Oddblob

Blofed

 

[NoBacon]

The names Torque Wheeler.

Torque wheeler.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Penguincon, this is the event in Michigan right? The one where the black hotel clerk was like “fuck naw that fat cracker is lying’ there was no bomb threat in this motherfucker”. Same event two years ago was it where someone posted pictures from a hotel lobby and fatty was reading his phone in the dark drinking beer?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Penguincon, this is the event in Michigan right? The one where the black hotel clerk was like “fuck naw that fat cracker is lying’ there was no bomb threat in this motherfucker”. Same event two years ago was it where someone posted pictures from a hotel lobby and fatty was reading his phone in the dark drinking beer?

Indeed. And the one he always talked about as being one of his favorites and eating the gas station Indian food, etc. Won’t see him there no more.

Edit: I’m a retarded faggot

 

[Honey Badger]

This has potential

 

[N64 Cube]

This has potential

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It's been escalated to the board! lol

 

[Uncle Floyd]

It's been escalated to the board! lol

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"...our dealings with Tomlinson..."
Ominous , man. Fuckin' ominous.

 

[RickReternal]

"...our dealings with Tomlinson..."
Ominous , man. Fuckin' ominous.

lol it sounds like he’s suing. Well, won’t see PenguiCon no more. It was hanging on by a thread and this will kill it.