We dun goofed, fellas. His brief mention in Time is the beginning of our end.

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Who the fuck still reads Time magazine. My dentist don’t even have a subscription for that rag laying around the waiting room.

Pat is excited to be in a magazine nobody under 60 reads? What a fucking moron.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I think you misunderstood me, the subpoena is about to be quashed, he'll reframe it as the court system failed and start looking for the media to pick it up. He has nothing.

If by the media he means his new friends at Time, he’s gonna be sadly let down when he realizes no one under 60 reads that shit

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The opening band, America will soon rally around the slim, ass licking, sex having, genius. I'm very afraid.

Wait that fucker is kicking it with America? I hope he gets left in a ditch on the side of the Ventura Highway, while masturbating thinking about sister golden hair in the desert.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

It’s hilarious how emboldened he feels whenever anyone will listen to his oinking. He always acts like he’s at the start of some incredible new chapter in his life when something like this happens.

Pig, you were briefly featured at the bottom of an article nobody is going to read anyway. Your case is still failing and the subpoena will soon be quashed.

Wait quietly for the quashening, child. So very very quietly. Quietly is the key.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

This whole Goodreads debacle is ridiculous. It's only these nobody, Cumia-level obscure authors that cry about this, as if it was going to seriously affect the >5,000 units they were going to move.

Even the big time, successful authors get falsely negative reviews on GR, but they don't go crying about it. You know why? Because they know that NOBODY really uses this site, outside the authors themselves and middle aged cat ladies.

This isn't like Rotten Tomatoes, where an average person might think to themselves, "Hmm, I am thinking about seeing a movie. Is this any good? Let's see what RT has to say!".

NOBODY does that with GR. If anything, they MIGHT glance at the Amazon reviews before adding to cart - but they're only going to look at the stars, not read the walls of text.

GR is a circlejerk site for old spinsters to brag and compete with one another about which books they've read, and for insecure, unknown authors to gatekeep their own books. That's it

 

[HotDogJoe]

He just loves being able to present his narrative to the world, completely unquestioned. You know he thinks he's getting over on us every time there's a Strictly Stalking appearance or an article like this.

Too bad for him that things like this are completely irrelevant and won't change anything.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Did any of his liTeraTure make it to time magazine ever?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Did any of his liTeraTure make it to time magazine ever?

Unlike Ken in Mad Men, he couldn’t get published in The Atlantic.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

TIME is on my side, child.

Lurker comes outta nowhere to get rib of the day.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Not only is Time magazine (what’s a magazine?) irrelevant they are doing a story on Good Reads which the average person isn’t aware of. Majority of people would look at Amazon reviews on the books, not some site that looks 15 years old. They’re crying over fake reviews on a site that seems to be only used by other unknown authors. Shows how low Time magazine has fallen to report on Good Reads.

 

[AntSucks]

Only Patrick would be dumb enough to think it was a good thing to have his public figure status boosted while trying to sue 60 people for calling him mean names.

 

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Only Patrick would be dumb enough to think it was a good thing to have his public figure status boosted while trying to sue 60 people for calling him mean names.

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Me being a public figure does not excuse your crimes. And the police take them quite seriously.

 

[Harry Powell]

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