Want to compare half marathon times, child? What’s your personal best?

[TorqueWheeler]

"I can be very creative."

Fonald Plump, Space McDonalds, Kamala, Firstname Lastname. And most of us haven't seen the real drivel inside the books.

You no like me? I in trouble?

 

[Harry Powell]

“All you have to do for me to leave you alone is shut your mouth”

Patrick you were so close to solving your own problems and didn’t even know it

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

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Guy asks Fat Pat to leave him alone. Pat responds, "I will leave you be when you finally develop the good sense to shut your dumbass cake hole."

So using FatLogic, no one here ever has to leave Pat alone until he develops the good sense to shut his dumbass cake hole. Which, of course, will never happen. Gentlemens, we've just unlocked the infinite trolling cheat.

 

[Brooke Shields]

“All you have to do for me to leave you alone is shut your mouth”

Patrick you were so close to solving your own problems and didn’t even know it

How bout you stalk back over here and stalk me.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

He is the ugliest person in the world. What’s that line from True Detective about the soul at the edge of the eyes being caustic? That’s him. Absolutely hideous inside and out. I’m so glad Carol got him to knock off that marathon shtick. Way to get trounced, stupid.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Absolutely pathetic.

What's the story with that guy running next to him? I forget, was he some coach who tried to help the hog and completely sacrificed his own time to stay next to piggy?

 

[peckafacce]

12 minute mile average? Thats nothing more then a brisk walk. Nice job fatty.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

When I took high school gym, you had to run a 12 minute mile to pass. Even the fattest, least athletic kids could do it if you walked without stopping. Piggo put up numbers even below that bracket.