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She literally (lied and) wrote "I've been assaulted."Notice she doesn't say "raped" or "assaulted". Like the cabbie just kept her locked in the cab and held her there for shits and giggles, then just let her go.
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She literally (lied and) wrote "I've been assaulted."Notice she doesn't say "raped" or "assaulted". Like the cabbie just kept her locked in the cab and held her there for shits and giggles, then just let her go.
She literally (lied and) wrote "I've been assaulted."
We need to get her in touch with Seth Simons....
Fucking priceless. I'd give you infinite ribs if I could, but a looping gif is all I can offer:
She’s got tons of these stories about being assaulted, abused, etc etc but not one police report to show for it.She literally (lied and) wrote "I've been assaulted."
He couldn't get her out of the car without the jaws of the life.Notice she doesn't say "raped" or "assaulted". Like the cabbie just kept her locked in the cab and held her there for shits and giggles, then just let her go.
She’s got tons of these stories about being assaulted, abused, etc etc but not one police report to show for it.
Imagine the amount of sedatives, manpower & heavy machinery you would need to abduct MM Krill.
Just the one for selling alcohol to underage kidsShe’s got tons of these stories about being assaulted, abused, etc etc but not one police report to show for it.
Because someone saying something to you that you don’t like now counts as assault. We’re assaulting her right now.She doesn't even put any details into the stories themselves. I'm not looking for names or addresses, just a breakdown of what happened, at least. Nope, just fat Erock vagueness.
She is the forever victim in her mind. According to her when she leaves the house every man in a 30 mile radius bombard her with unwanted sexual advances and they are all planning on beating, kidnapping, and killing her. She was a shut-in long before Covid because in her insane mind she can’t leave the house without being assaulted in various ways. Of course nobody is looking for her and no man is hitting on her. She wishes she got that kind of attention but claims she is constantly under attack. Her idea of being hit on is similar to Pat, anyone of the opposite sex that has to interact with her at their place of work is “hitting on her” when they’re just helping / serving them at their job. You know whenever she gets coffee if a guy yells her name when her order is done she tells herself she can’t stop getting hit on in public. She’s a fat gross nobodyShe is exhausting
She’s always calling herself a “survivor” and a rights activist for abused women. Of course every story of her being abused is very vague and has zero police involvement. All these “attacks” are only in her head which is why she keeps it vague because she would be discovered to be a fat fraud. It’s the hypocrisy of “believe all women” because not all women are telling the truth since so many just want attention. Especially in this day and age where everyone has a cell phone and you can claim you were a victim of sexual abuse because you went on a date that was boring (Aziz Ansari)I'm reminded of a bumper sticker I used to have on my big, creepy windowless Ram van: "Fat kids are harder to kidnap"
You're fucking fat and gross. Nobody wants to rape you or keep you in their presence for more time than necessary.
The pigs with the short dresses and tits hanging out are the worst ones, all kinds of guys are going to look at them, the pigs problem is she just wants that attention just from certain select guys and gets pissed when guys beneath her standards look and say shitShe’s always calling herself a “survivor” and a rights activist for abused women. Of course every story of her being abused is very vague and has zero police involvement. All these “attacks” are only in her head which is why she keeps it vague because she would be discovered to be a fat fraud. It’s the hypocrisy of “believe all women” because not all women are telling the truth since so many just want attention. Especially in this day and age where everyone has a cell phone and you can claim you were a victim of sexual abuse because you went on a date that was boring (Aziz Ansari)
I’ve always noticed it’s the gross girls cry they are always being hit on and “can’t go anywhere” without unwanted advances when in reality they WISH they got the attention good looking women get. It’s like how gross Betsy claims she’s “independent” (lives off parents) and “don’t need no man” when no men are looking for her. These women believe just looking at them means you’ve sexually assaulted them and pretty much raped them. Fucking Nutjobs
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