USS Krill was once kidnapped!!

[RobertMewler]

I'm soooo sure you were, honey.

There is just too much crazy in this to disect.

 

[Clint Ruin]

"Oh shit, I apologize, I missed that turn"

"This is kidnapping!"

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"Can you describe the driver to our sketch artist?"

"Of course, officer."

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[guest]

Do you know the anxiety of carrying a weapon because you have to?

Yes, I used to live in a neighborhood with a high population of porch monkeys. It was good motivation for me to work hard and get to where I am today - something this landwhale will never understand.

 

[guest]

She said "female presenting" which includes 6 foot 5 women with adam's apples and bulges, but said "with a man" when describing potential rapists, these fucking animals all need to be put down.

 

[Tortfeasor]

She is whale-presenting

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

"at the mercy of the driver, who could drive you anywhere they wanted"

I know! Like a gym, or a Weight Watchers meeting!

 

[RoTheHo69]

She was taking a taxi on the same runway as an airbus.

 

[guest]

Take the railways to a station? I know she larps as a chink but is English her second language? Romanian piglet.

 

[Cuphead]

Does she ever stop bitching about everything? What a miserable sack of shit she is.

 

[TokenX]

Geez. Grow a pair Krill.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The taxi had a ad for Seaworld on the back, she got worried

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Everything is dangerous. I’m glad this fat pig is saying how dangerous it is to be a female (true) but then wants soy faggots around her who couldn’t defend her for shit. Nice logic, stupid.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Men 3 times more likely to be victims of violent crime than women; fat unemployed burden in Florida hardest hit.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Everything is dangerous. I’m glad this fat pig is saying how dangerous it is to be a female (true) but then wants soy faggots around her who couldn’t defend her for shit. Nice logic, stupid.

But if we soften the culture and remove all masculinity from it, surely the career criminals and rapists will follow suit

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

This is racist against sandniggers

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Her “kidnapping” story sounds like she took a cab and they took a way she wasn’t familiar with. “This isn’t the way I normally go…IM BEING KIDNAPPED!!!” because nobody is kidnapping her fat useless ass. She must be exhausting to have around and most likely smells bad.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Her “kidnapping” story sounds like she took a cab and they took a way she wasn’t familiar with. “This isn’t the way I normally go…IM BEING KIDNAPPED!!!” because nobody is kidnapping her fat useless ass. She must be exhausting to have around and most likely smells bad.

Notice she doesn't say "raped" or "assaulted". Like the cabbie just kept her locked in the cab and held her there for shits and giggles, then just let her go.

 

[FurBurger]

Everything is dangerous. I’m glad this fat pig is saying how dangerous it is to be a female (true) but then wants soy faggots around her who couldn’t defend her for shit. Nice logic, stupid.

We need to get her in touch with Seth Simons....