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[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

David Blaine monotone voiceover: "It's imperative that I keep my cheeks clenched at all times, or the cobra...could slither up my shitpipe."

 

[Phish]

David Blaine monotone voiceover: "It's imperative that I keep my cheeks clenched at all times, or the cobra...could slither up my shitpipe."

I dont even need to watch the shit. Ill just keep coming back to this thread. Probably more entertaining this way.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This little snake handler nigga is cold as ice.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This cobra's head is dick-level with this little Asian motherfucker and he gives it like a 10 second smooch on the head.

 

[Phish]

This little snake handler nigga is cold as ice.

Has it bitten his cock head yet? I bet hell escape by mere centimeters.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dovid Blaine's translator in the snake smooch nail eating shitpipe destruction episode looks like that ugly little Asian dyke that David Cross said "ching chong ching chong" to and nobody cared.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Has it bitten his cock head yet? I bet hell escape by mere centimeters.

DB had so far been a bit of a pussy about the snakes. So far, he just poked a cobra in the back of the head and pissed it off. He jumped in a way I've never seen him frightened and he abruptly quit for the day and quickly walked off like he may have actually shit his pants.

He did eat the nails though and he said he quickly found out that there's no trick to it. You're just swallowing a handful of nails and he said it made his mouth and throat hurt. So what's next? You're just passing fucking nails through your goddamned shitpipe??

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He so obviously hates interacting with these fucking snakes and then the guy had him pour water over the cobra's head and he saw it drinking the water and now him and the cobra are buddies.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Just turn off the gay porn or actually enjoy it, Gabe. We don’t need a play by play. Or a gay by gay as you call it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Just turn off the gay porn or actually enjoy it, Gabe. We don’t need a play by play. Or a gay by gay as you call it.

This is a Phish & Fish thread. Get the hell out.

 

[nasty twp]

The only things I remember Dai for are the perspex box suspension stunt, looking like Craig David, and getting lampooned on Bo Selecta.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

HE SMOOCHED IT! HE SMOOCHED THE COBRA! HE KEPT CLENCHED AND IT DIDN'T ENTER HIS SHITPIPE!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh SHIT. Next up he's going to smelly, disgusting India.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

This is a Phish & Fish thread. Get the hell out.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They're not showing the filth (aside from the poo-people). They're making it look like India is beautiful.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Some Indian fire act guy just lit his shitpipe on fire. I'm not even joking.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This fire guy rapes for sure.

Dovid Blaine can't get the fire to stay on his head because he has a narrow, pointy, Arabian Jew skull.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jesus Christ. There's some little Indian dude fucking slamming his body into a pile of broken glass like that Super Humman kid. There's no trick. The dude's just fucking hardcore. He's covered in blood.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the glass guy just hugged Dovid Blainstein and left filthy, shitty handprints on his black shirt.

 

[johnnynoname]

"My name is David blaine, and i'm going to make my penis DISAPPEAR........................inside a woman"