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She's got the grandma hands
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Catastrophic results."If I contort my entire body nobody will notice my masculine build"
not very effective
Nobody wants a prolapse hanging off the end of those atrocities.I tell ya right now NONE of those monsterous fingers are going anywhere near my asshole. No matter how much she begs.
If i'm ever in a palm-the-beach-ball contest, Jackie's on my team. Those fuckin' hands, dude.
Any sort of strongman contest that needs phone books ripped in half too. She'd be a ringer.If i'm ever in a palm-the-beach-ball contest, Jackie's on my team. Those fuckin' hands, dude.
Jaw like a tombstone.
Command and Conquer 3: Singh's Braps
Fuck, could it get any more obvious? She is the Hand of Nod.Command and Conquer 3: Singh's Braps
Command and Conquer: Currys' RevengeFuck, could it get any more obvious? She is the Hand of Nod.View attachment 204506
The only units formed with those hands are pedophiles.
I braced myself beforehand but it was still inadequate. What a beast. Even more annoying is how she insists on doing that Pat thing where she tries to look like she's having the greatest time anybody ever experienced in their lives in every photo. You're not that happy, you ugly, despicable cunt.
Come on.. be fair. Her fat gut hangs down to her knees so that's not a good measurementHer wrists are pressed up against her waist, and her two middle fingers go PAST the knee.
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