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The man appears to be snitching. Will his number one customer go down? Let's hope.
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I'm retardedWhere are you getting the California thing from?
That would really be the best ending to this wild saga that all started with a tweet about NormIf Pat really did swat himself he has to be absolutely shitting his pants knowing this guy is talking.
Even if Pat was in prison, doing 25 years for swatting himself, he'd have Niki smuggle a phone inside up her ass and he'd be tweeting that he isn't in prison and all of this is wrong in every detail.Even when his swatter is in prison, he'll keep accusing anybody mocking him on Twitter of it.
I would love to see a letter saga of rascals sending him mail goofing on him for being fat and in prison just for him to write back “wrong as always stlaker. This is why you life is already over. Enjoy Prison” while incarcerated.Even if Pat was in prison, doing 25 years for swatting himself, he'd have Niki smuggle a phone inside up her ass and he'd be tweeting that he isn't in prison and all of this is wrong in every detail.
He definitely would too. The thought of them billy clubbing him while he screams "No warden-child! I HAVE TO CORRECT THE RECORD!!!" is almost enough to make me cum.I would love to see a letter saga of rascals sending him mail goofing on him for being fat and in prison just for him to write back “wrong as always stlaker. This is why you life is already over. Enjoy Prison” while incarcerated.
He would claim he’s not in prison even though the letter would have the prison as a return address.He definitely would too. The thought of them billy clubbing him while he screams "No warden-child! I HAVE TO CORRECT THE RECORD!!!" is almost enough to make me cum.
I don't think so. The phone would drop out of Niki's pant leg.Even if Pat was in prison, doing 25 years for swatting himself, he'd have Niki smuggle a phone inside up her ass and he'd be tweeting that he isn't in prison and all of this is wrong in every detail.
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