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JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Going to a bar to watch a playoff game for your favorite team sucks ass. I watched the Giants win both Super Bowls by myself because I didn’t want to high five random north Jersey jack offs.

Pat is the sweaty stranger who randomly wraps his arm around your shoulders and hugs you close to celebrate a home run. Only difference is that Pat does it because he thinks that’s just what sports fans do, not because he genuinely cares.

Reminder he couldn’t even name the manager for the brewers in that hot wing trivia YouTube video with that one pedophile.
 
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JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS said:
Going to a bar to watch a playoff game for your favorite team sucks ass. I watched the Giants win both Super Bowls by myself because I didn’t want to high five random north Jersey jack offs.

Pat is the sweaty stranger who randomly wraps his arm around your shoulders and hugs you close to celebrate a home run. Only difference is that Pat does it because he thinks that’s just what sports fans do, not because he genuinely cares.

Reminder he couldn’t even name the manager for the brewers in that hot wing trivia YouTube video that the one pedophile posted.
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Hey, give Pat a break. It's not like Counsell spent the majority of his career with them as a player and had been a multi year manager at that point.
 
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Such a strange choice of words. I'm not even a big sports guy, but I used to go to MLB games with my friends and our dads when we were in elementary school. That's usually when people start following their local teams.

I remember once we were visiting a family friend in Seattle when Ken Griffey Jr. was just starting. My dad and I went to a Mariners vs Royals game, and Bo Jackson hit a home run to center field that was still going up when it hit the Kingdome and ricocheted around the upper deck.

I can't really think of anyone who waits until they are an adult to follow a team, unless they are a transplant from another country, or it's some sort of soccer bullshit.

Edit - I just found the video. Not as dramatic as what I first described, but I was sitting in the section where the ball landed and it felt real to me!

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You have been identified. Wait for the knock.
 
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skip to 4:18 for Patrick licking his hooves
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Do any of you have the video of the news segment with Rick cheering in the bar?

And where is the vid of Rick getting interviewed outside the Star Wars movie when he's dressed like a teenage Chris Chan?
 
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skip to 4:18 for Patrick licking his hooves
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This is amazing. I've always wanted to see Pat try to do trivia off-the-cuff like this (ie, without being able to use Wikipedia to sound smart). I've never forced myself to watch this until now. He loses 5-1 to this absolute boob and the only question he got right was knowing that Gwen Stefani was dating Blake Shelton. He's a dullard.
 
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TorquieTwoBeers said:
This is amazing. I've always wanted to see Pat try to do trivia off-the-cuff like this (ie, without being able to use Wikipedia to sound smart). I've never forced myself to watch this until now. He loses 5-1 to this absolute boob and the only question he got right was knowing that Gwen Stefani was dating Blake Shelton. He's a dullard.
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And he's gay and eats wings like a twink.
 
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TorquieTwoBeers said:
This is amazing. I've always wanted to see Pat try to do trivia off-the-cuff like this (ie, without being able to use Wikipedia to sound smart). I've never forced myself to watch this until now. He loses 5-1 to this absolute boob and the only question he got right was knowing that Gwen Stefani was dating Blake Shelton. He's a dullard.
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Didnt even know the brewers manager. He just froze up. Phony caught red hoofed.
 
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