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Throwback to drunken, sweaty fake sports fan pig

swole_edging_llc

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Piggy Kool-Aid mans his fat ass into literally everything.
Poor guy stayed relatively sober and held his broom for 3 hours and finally got on the news.
He gets to say 4 words and then gay-fat-drunk-sports Rick smashes into him and starts blubbering into the camera.
I bet he threw the broom down in disgust afterward and got shitfaced
 

Midian9876

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Too bad he didn’t stick with that fake persona. Annoying but much better than the Rick we all know.
Pretty crazy, this was about 3 weeks after the sub discovered him, and his initial spat with us rascals. Had he just took a small L at that point, ignored us, and moved on, no one would have even remembered this faggot and the Sub would still probably be bothering Joe. Instead, his life is ruined now, lol.

Nice going fatso
 

John Wayne Gacy

Patrick's real father
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"Faggot" is such a simple, perfect word to describe this man.
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Niki's Bull

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Brags about following the team his "entire adult life". Would have been what? Six years or so? Real die hard fan.
Such a strange choice of words. I'm not even a big sports guy, but I used to go to MLB games with my friends and our dads when we were in elementary school. That's usually when people start following their local teams.

I remember once we were visiting a family friend in Seattle when Ken Griffey Jr. was just starting. My dad and I went to a Mariners vs Royals game, and Bo Jackson hit a home run to center field that was still going up when it hit the Kingdome and ricocheted around the upper deck.

I can't really think of anyone who waits until they are an adult to follow a team, unless they are a transplant from another country, or it's some sort of soccer bullshit.

Edit - I just found the video. Not as dramatic as what I first described, but I was sitting in the section where the ball landed and it felt real to me!

 
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Such a strange choice of words. I'm not even a big sports guy, but I used to go to MLB games with my friends and our dads when we were in elementary school. That's usually when people start following their local teams.

I remember once we were visiting a family friend in Seattle when Ken Griffey Jr. was just starting. My dad and I went to a Mariners vs Royals game, and Bo Jackson hit a home run to center field that was still going up when it hit the Kingdome and ricocheted around the upper deck.

I can't really think of anyone who waits until they are an adult to follow a team, unless they are a transplant from another country, or it's some sort of soccer bullshit.


I can’t believe I’ll cut some slack to Fat Pat, but what he said isn’t entirely strange, but you have to have a shitload of context of living in the state of Wisconsin.

I’ll try to keep my autism brief on this, but the Brewers were trash from about 93-07. I’m a little younger than Pat, and attended (and completed not just a semester!) a college in Wisconsin during this same timeframe. All of my buddies who grew up in bumfuck places in the state, like Pat, couldn’t give a shit about the Brewers at all either. Brewers changed owners in early 2000s, started to actually put out a better product, appealed more to fans, and the team grew in popularity. Brewers baseball seemed really only like a Milwaukee thing during those years. It’s expanded beyond that now. Lot of those buddies I mention now like the team too after not giving a shit.

So in conclusion, his statement doesn’t seem too strange to me, but he is still one fat fucking debtor.
 

Kurt_Love

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I can’t believe I’ll cut some slack to Fat Pat, but what he said isn’t entirely strange, but you have to have a shitload of context of living in the state of Wisconsin.

I’ll try to keep my autism brief on this, but the Brewers were trash from about 93-07. I’m a little younger than Pat, and attended (and completed not just a semester!) a college in Wisconsin during this same timeframe. All of my buddies who grew up in bumfuck places in the state, like Pat, couldn’t give a shit about the Brewers at all either. Brewers changed owners in early 2000s, started to actually put out a better product, appealed more to fans, and the team grew in popularity. Brewers baseball seemed really only like a Milwaukee thing during those years. It’s expanded beyond that now. Lot of those buddies I mention now like the team too after not giving a shit.

So in conclusion, his statement doesn’t seem too strange to me, but he is still one fat fucking debtor.
Rick's a fat faggot who is just pretending to be a sports fan
 

Niki's Bull

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I remember attending a game for my team as a kid vs the Brewers after Jeffrey Leonard had left for the Brewers. At the time Leonard was a pretty big star, but he never reached those same heights again. During that game, when he would come to bat people in the stands would chant "Leo-Nard" similar to the Daryl Strawberry chants. I think he may have been buck broken because of that.

The Brewers at that time were basically known for having a HOF players in Paul Molitor and Robin Yount, but they had little else.

Plus there is the whole (((Bud Selig))) thing...
 
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