That's a preservative, child.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Throwback: Just Had Milwaukee Health Department Shut Down Rick's Hotsauce Operation. That's Unexpectedly Satisfying.
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Not to mention it was grown in a small patch of grass next to a dumpster, engine exhaust, and nigger pee.
It's like the Timberwolves-Nuggets playoff series. The Wolves made them work for everything, even bringing the ball past half court was hard. Reddit seems to be Pat's Timberwolves.
I bet it was this, him posting a customers CC / ID online that they gave him (that’s a HUGE no-no, you could lose your ability to have people use credit cards in your establishment if you’re giving out customer private info) and being an all around pain in the ass is why they finally said LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN!
It was obvious from the photos only a few of the peppers were grown in his cursed ghetto poison patch and he'd bought most of the ingredients at his local Walmart, but he lied and said everything was grown in his back alley ditch. If he didn't overshare his entire life with the public no one would know that salt "garden" never produces anything resembling a bountiful harvest.
I'm just picturing the Hooli's manager desperately trying to explain Patrick to the health inspector, getting more and more frustrated as the inspector keeps repeating "well he's saying on social media you've sold out and are requesting more of his sauce..."
Just some retarded little twitter brag - omgyouguys I made the best hot sauce ever and everyone wants it!!! - leads to a full investigation to make sure Hooli's is only serving approved sauces. Yeah I could see that being the straw that breaks the camel's back.
I heard Hilary Clinton always keeps a bottle of Pat's special sauce in her purse along with a few links of fresh niggeroni
In lockdown I found one of those places that sold Caribbean and soul food and it was hands down one of the best, biggest, most reasonably priced meals I've ever had delivered. I just had to go and pick it up from a young black guy in a nearby alleyway, and he had to put the bag on the floor and walk back while I kept my distance and then I had to approach, take the food and replace it with cash like it was a weird drug deal. They were only open for a little while but it was so good I actually don't care what their kitchen looked like.
Restaurant kitchens are usually pretty gross if you start pulling coolers out to look behind them and shit.
“Wrong as always, stlaker, I no longer post selfies.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m fat and ugly and can’t take the feedback.”
Hilldawg is all about the Haitian jerky.
When Pat is on his trips to Mexico I’m sure he tells anyone who will listen “my salsa es picante, niño.”
You just know he considers that as one of the SWATTings.
Maybe if he had any aspect of his life that he wasn't constantly trying to pornografy for internet points, he might not be getting handed L's all day every day.
Maybe if he had any aspect of his life that he wasn't constantly trying to pornografy for internet points, he might not be getting handed L's all day every day.