This shitpig is my property, I fuck and abuse him as I please

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

He told me he has sold tens of thousands of books so assume a high of 50k, at what 4-7 bucks a pop over 10 years, he could do better at Target, by now he'd be assistant manager in housewares at 15 bucks an hour for 30k a year.

My McDonalds is up to $16, I should call him and let him know. I’m worried if I text him it’ll use up all his messages and he’ll have to buy a new card.

 

[Random username]

For the life of me, I can't understand why he responds. A literal retard would stop responding by now--

He's diet chris chan.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Maybe Pat set up a bot to respond to texts with different combinations of his five responses, and really WE'RE the fat faggots

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

No child, you don't seem to understand, calling me fat in text messages is the same as smuggling hundreds of fully automatic weapons across state lines.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

And piggy's saying 'Whaddya want from me?' Nice pair of fat chins.

Wonder how Pat would feel knowing he’s the third smartest animal in that boat?