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This picture always makes me laugh

TokenX

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The amount of retardation it takes to want a picture with you and your lawyer for social media is off the charts. I can’t imagine even bringing it up, what a fat nut job
He's always so eager to show off weird shit like this. Transparent piggy just wanted to say "my lawyers." Hes a gross, childish manboy who deserves to be robbed of $50,000+
 

HotDogJoe

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Just think about how he had to set that up. They are probably trying to shove his ass out the door and he stops everything and whips his phone out to take a selfie.

I'd bet everything I own that they were talking shit on him the second he walked out the door. Then he does the same to the hairdresser, barmaids, ect. I know it has been said multiple times but this asshole has major mental problems.

I was just about to comment pretty much this exact thing. It's so fucking weird to ask to take a selfie with your lawyers in the first place; almost nobody would ever think to do that. It's just a ridiculously awkward thing to do. This pig though - he actually thought they'd be happy to stand there posing with him and for what...

Was he Michael Jackson in 2005 right after he'd been acquitted in the biggest international trial since OJ? No. He'd just paid these people $5K to send a template letter to Twitter HQ so he could get his free account back. And at this point they probably weren't even 100% sure it'd be successful but Mama Raven's special just had to have his little victory pose.

He's just so fucking nuts, it defies belief.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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It shows he interacts with next to zero actual adults with real jobs. He takes selfies with bartenders, waitresses, hair dressers, and lawyer because he’s a big boy hanging out with other adults. It’s why he gets excited over stupid shit like getting a vaccine, doctors appointment, and even Jury Duty because he has to actually be somewhere at a certain time for once.
 
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"I don't listen to my lawyers, my lawyers listen to me" Patrick is a great Patrick. Every fucking lawyer would tell you rule #1 is don't engage with your cyberstlakers, but Patrick knows better than all of them.

The competent Carries of the world decide you're not worth a headache, and you're left with "keep the meter running, we're not interested in re-filing" Brinton and "I literally have to commit perjury and lie about Quasi posting purposely anti-Semitic reviews" Stavros.

It really makes you wonder how many other lawyers took a look at this and went pass.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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"I don't listen to my lawyers, my lawyers listen to me" Patrick is a great Patrick. Every fucking lawyer would tell you rule #1 is don't engage with your cyberstlakers, but Patrick knows better than all of them.

The competent Carries of the world decide you're not worth a headache, and you're left with "keep the meter running, we're not interested in re-filing" Brinton and "I literally have to commit perjury and lie about Quasi posting purposely anti-Semitic reviews" Stavros.

It really makes you wonder how many other lawyers took a look at this and went pass.
Also remember Pat cries about Doxxing while Carrie Goldberg proudly brags about Doxxing people. I’m sure she told him to not feed the trolls to which Pat replied “wrong, lawyer child”
 

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I've never seen a more 'I'm just about able to tolerate your presence' look on somebody's face than Carrie's there. Contrast it with the pig, who looks absolutely delighted.

Also, you know he wanted Carrie and her team of sharks to fight the lawsuit for him but they wouldn't touch it so he got stuck with his team of amateurs instead.

Oink! 🐷
My hairline hasn't moved in 20 years, child.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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Reminder: A judge tossed that so-called shark's Katie Hill case: https://mtsu.edu/first-amendment/post/1635/judge-tosses-former-rep-katie-hill-s-suit-against-tabloid

She was probably the only lawyer involved in the Harvey Weinstein drama that got her client's #MeToo case tossed too:


Now Katie Hill is on the hook to pay $200,000 in lawyers fees…

 
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