This never happened.

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I feel bad for my friends at school they all like Drake and Taylor Swift but I like led zeppelin and credence clearwater revival im only 12

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

And then, child, the entire bar began singing along to Bohemian Rhapsody... thanks to me, of course... because I am buff and fit and apparently live in whatever year the first Wayne's World movie came out. Why is lying all you have, stlaker.

 

[EraGodless]

Tweaking, meaning party and play? Did he just come out on twitter?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Fuck you!
what did you shay to your muddah?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

What reminded you, Notrick?

The thunderous sound of Thorone farting in your dyke jew wife's vagina?

Kys fgt

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Hopefully he gets more followers

 

[EraGodless]

Hopefully he gets more followers

I'm reminded of "insert pop culture reference." What an intellectual dead end.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That “new band” part makes it a lie, nobody runs up to strangers to ask them about that “new band” because people don’t act that way. Plus Led Zeppelin is know to people who don’t even listen to rock music, especially since their shirts have been sold in places like Target for decades.

You nailed it. I bought a The Cars shirt at walmart one time like a bum. I never particularly gave a shit about The Cars, it was just a cool shirt.

I'll admit that I live in a hick shithole stuck in a timewarp, but I also see young nu-wigger kids with tight pants, clown shoes and Machine Gun Kelly man buns wearing AC/DC and Led Zeppelin shirts. Because again, they sell them at walmart.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

And then, child, the entire bar began singing along to Bohemian Rhapsody... thanks to me, of course... because I am buff and fit and apparently live in whatever year the first Wayne's World movie came out. Why is lying all you have, atalker.

I forgot about this lie, I can't remember all the details now. What was it again? Fatrick started singing bohemian rhapsody at the bar and the whole bar joined in?

 

[guest]

Adding unnecessary details and just making his lie more obvious.

It wouldn't be a Tomlinson Tall Tale without the Tomlinson (R)

 

[guest]

I forgot about this lie, I can't remember all the details now. What was it again? Fatrick started singing bohemian rhapsody at the bar and the whole bar joined in?

He put on Bohemian Rhapsody and the entire bar started clapping and cheering.

 

[Username]

A 20 something in 2012 heard a song in a trailer somehow found out the name of the band. Then didn’t google them and just assumed they were a “new band”. How the fuck did he learn the name of the band and nothing else about them? “Who’s that playing on the Thor trailer?”Led zeppelin. Ok i have no further questions.”